"My Favorite things"

 
(to the music of "My Favorite things from the 'Sound of Music') 
By Lora L.

Nicknames like sailor and flyboy and jarhead, Breathing a sigh of relief now that Lowne's dead, Fanfic, rose gardens, academy rings, These are a few of my favourite things. Replaying 'The Kiss' till my poor VCR breaks, Grinning through shipper moments till my face aches, Harm's boyish smile, dress whites and gold wings, These are a few of my favourite things. When there's reruns, Or there's Brumby And that Parker, too, I simply remember my favourite things And then I don't feel so blue!

Least Favorite Things

By shipper patient Lora L.

 
The time Mac left JAG  and I sat there in tears 
My one greatest nightmare- that Meg reappears 
Mac dating Dalton, now everyone sing 
These are a few of my least favourite things 

Harm and Mac denying how they truly feel 
Non-shippers chanting "The Kiss wasn't real!" 
Harm dating Annie, now everyone sing 
These are a few of my least favourite things 

When it's cancelled 
When the tape jams 
When the plot is bad 
I try not to think of my least favourite things 
Or I know I'll go quite mad!