"IN JAG, YOU SEE"
Music: Alan Menken
Lyrics: Hugo Chikamori (altering those written by Howard Ashman)
The Marine always looks much better
If she only be in Harm's arms.
You think about knockin' her boyfriends.
But just what's your excuse, Harm.
Just look at JAG around you.
Right here on the Virginia shore.
Such wonderful (cases?) surround you.
What more is you lookin' for?
I want to be...
Oh, I want to be...
With Mac it's better.
Even when it's wetter...
Take it from me
In the JAG office we work all day
Out in sun Line guys slave away.
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Life is a breeze.
Over here all the REMFs is happy.
As off through the cases they stroll...
The off'cers on the ships ain't happy.
They sad 'cause they stuck in their hole.
But off'cer in land ain't lucky...
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess whose head gon' be on the plate
In JAG you see...
In JAG you see...
Nobody shoot us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the ship folks love to scorn.
On the land we sleep till morn,
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
In JAG you see...
In JAG you see...
Since life is sweet here
We got to be here
Naturally
Even the surgeons and the rates...
They get the urge 'n' start to play...
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
In JAG you see...
PO Tiner calls the balls.
Meg takes shipper heat.
Imes does all the work.
While Harm & Mac strut...
Mac and Harm...play the brass
But Brumby's an ass...
Sure can't wait til they drop him in hole...
(Yeah)
Bud he can do Santa...
Harriet loves her Bud...
The extras they fidget.
The shippers twiddle their thumbs...
They can't get enough...
They know where it's at
An' oh that PARKER...blows
In JAG you see...
In JAG you see...
When Chegwidden...growls.
And then starts to scowl...
It's music to me
What do LA Law got,
just abuncha rot...
Each little sailor...
know how to grate...here...
In JAG you see...
Each Harm & Mac shipper...
Cuttin' a rug here
In JAG you see...
Harm & Mac kiss here
We all got to be here
That's why it's hotter
In JAG it's gotter...
Harm & Mac shippers...
Got a big hit here...
IN JAG YOU SEE!!!!!!
I want to be...
Oh, I want to be...
With Mac it's better.
Even when it's wetter...
Take it from me
In the JAG office we work all day
Out in sun Line guys slave away.
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Life is a breeze.
Over here all the REMFs is happy.
As off through the cases they stroll...
The off'cers on the ships ain't happy.
They sad 'cause they stuck in their hole.
But off'cer in land ain't lucky...
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess whose head gon' be on the plate
In JAG you see...
In JAG you see...
Nobody shoot us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the ship folks love to scorn.
On the land we sleep till morn,
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
In JAG you see...
In JAG you see...
Since life is sweet here
We got to be here
Naturally
Even the surgeons and the rates...
They get the urge 'n' start to play...
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
In JAG you see...
PO Tiner calls the balls.
Meg takes shipper heat.
Imes does all the work.
While Harm & Mac strut...
Mac and Harm...play the brass
But Brumby's an ass...
Sure can't wait til they drop him in hole...
(Yeah)
Bud he can do Santa...
Harriet loves her Bud...
The extras they fidget.
The shippers twiddle their thumbs...
They can't get enough...
They know where it's at
An' oh that PARKER...blows
In JAG you see...
In JAG you see...
When Chegwidden...growls.
And then starts to scowl...
It's music to me
What do LA Law got,
just abuncha rot...
Each little sailor...
know how to grate...here...
In JAG you see...
Each Harm & Mac shipper...
Cuttin' a rug here
In JAG you see...
Harm & Mac kiss here
We all got to be here
That's why it's hotter
In JAG it's gotter...
Harm & Mac shippers...
Got a big hit here...
IN JAG YOU SEE!!!!!!
