Author: Hugo "Animal" Chikamori
Spoilers: Nothing
Type: filk
Disclaimer: Poem related to characters on the show, characters on show not mine, 
borrowed.  Note to Mr. Bellisario, don't sue me, I don't have any money, no intention 
for profit, just for entertainment. This has been a public service message.  Thank you.  


Ev'ryday at eight, we tune in to CBS. 
More and more lately we've been getting BS.  
Like Brumby, and Parker, we've been tearing out hair. 
Why team up Harm and Parker, when Mac is there.  

Brumby's a blowhard, with no manners of which to speak, 
Mac shippers would love to knock him one in the beak.  
Meg shippers love to team up Meg and Harm too. 
With idiots like that, what more can you do?

They obviously won't see the light any day soon. 
They won't give us what we want to see; Harm and Mac 'spoon'
(-kiss) 
The problems we have to put up in Mac-shipper land.             
The scenes we all scream for aren't up for demand.  

Bellisario has written a somewhat decent script
Better than Magnum PI, it's way much more hip.  
With sailors and hi-tech Tomcats, we haven't much worry, 
If there isn't a decent Harm & Mac love story.  -sob-

For Bellisario figures that if he gives us what we want. 
The ratings will end up being nothing to flaunt.  
So much for the ever present sexual tension.  
This waiting is getting too much to even mention.  

Now, Webb is supposedly 'dead', Harm ends up getting shot. 
Mac loses her stiff upper lip and ends up with nerves all to rot.  
What the hell is going on with this ever progressing pain. 
Does CBS want us shippers to lose our minds collectively AGAIN!!!?

Meg's sexy face may have sold season 1
but the Harmon Rabb Jr/MacC love scene has to be done
out with any Meg shipper who trolls on the shipper list 
if they bring Meg out again, I'll be royally pissed!!!!

Diane may have been a wonderful girl for Rabb
but that story line would be rather drab. 
her murder left Harm filled with unrevenged dread.
Stow it, Harm, she's already dead. 

Now CBS struts out this damn shrink.  
Poor Harm's losing his mind. 
Is that what they want us to think? 
or do thay intend to see how many suckers
would think that Harm would get it on with a head doctor. 

No, folks, the only one true love worth mentioning
would be a cute, gun-totin' brunette Marine...
Heck, she can tell time without the aid of a watch.
She can Kung-Fu bad guys, painfully in the crotch.
(sorry got a little disgusting there...)

She's a versatile one woman Corps. 
Harm, you damn idiot the hell you waiting for?
She's lovely, she's got the figure that can kill.
The perfect match for Harm, she certainly fits the bill.

If they want us to watch one more damn season
of this romantic tension; give us one damn good reason.
If thre isn't development to the romance between Harm & Mac
what the hell we want our season time back.

They'd better not trot out any more stupid romantic partners.
For either Harm or Mac, it just wouldn't be kosher.
But I'l tell you if I see one more Brumby/Parker scene
It's gonna be cause for an agonized scream