"I'll Think of a Reason Later"
A song dedicated to Jordan
As interpreted by LeeAnne Womack
I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver,
Then my sister came over, had the sunday paper with her,
There was the girl on the social page,
Lookin' in love and all engaged,
We decided she don't take a very good picture.
It may be my family's a redneck nature,
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady like behavior,
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger,
But I don't like her,
She may be an angel who spends all winter,
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner,
A regular Nobel Peace prize winner,
But I really hate her, I'll think of a reason later.
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker,
Childish yes but she made such a thin little target,
I couldn't be happier on my own,
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone,
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it.
Inside her head may lay all the answers,
For curing diseases from baldness to cancer,
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer,
But I really hate her, I'll think of a reason later.
SPOKEN:
Well, it was just one tooth,
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her,
She makes me sick.
It may be my family's a redneck nature,
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady like behavior,
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger,
But I don't like her,
She may be an angel who spends all winter,
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner,
A regular Nobel Peace prize winner,
But I really hate her, I'll think of a reason later.
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker,
Childish yes but she made such a thin little target,
I couldn't be happier on my own,
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone,
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it.
Inside her head may lay all the answers,
For curing diseases from baldness to cancer,
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer,
But I really hate her, I'll think of a reason later.
