Shipper Quotes- Season 4
Gypsy Eyes
Mac comes up to Harm dressed as a Gypsy.
Mac: "Tell your fortune, sailor?"
Mac: "You're being driven by emotions and those emotions are going to get us killed."
Harm: "You can quit, I can't, my father is out there somewhere and I'm going
to find him."
Mac: "Or die trying."
Harm: "Or die trying, but you shouldn't. You've come with me farther
than anyone I know, I'll never forget that, Mac."
Embassy
Harm: "You know, we should go out more often."
Mac: "Sure, I had a wonderful time tonight."
The Martin Baker Fan Club
Mac: "Don't do it. You just concluded 18 years of searching for your
father. Don't let Roscoe Martin draw you back into the jungle."
Harm: "It's a matter of principle, Mac, I owe it to the men of that war."
Mac: "No, Harm, it's deeper than that. You are replacing one obsession with another."
Harm: "You are overreacting, Major. This is me trying to turn a negative into
a positive. I'm just trying to prevent one more man from paying for
Viet Nam with his life."
Mac: "What about your life? A relationship, a child, your future after the Navy,
or is that just not as important?"
Harm: "Those things are important to me, this is just one case, Mac,
it's hardly an obsession."
Mac: "You can walk away any time?"
Harm: "Any time!"
Mac: "How about now?"
(Mac shows up at his place with the information he needed)
Harm: "Come on in, I'll make it worth your while."
Angels 30
Mac: "Well, unless they've developed a new technology that can beam a
transmission right into someone's brain..."
Harm: "I'll beam something into your brain, you're starting to sound like Bud!"
Harm and Mac are going to question two pilots.
Harm: "Which one do you want?"
Mac: "I'll take the cute, single one....I'm kidding."
Mac: "God told him not to fire?"
Harm: "That's what Cmdr Rice said."
Mac: "Did he say why?"
Harm: "The Commander?"
Mac: "God"
Harm: "I don't know, Mac, he's not talking to me."
Mac: "No, he's given up on you."
Mac: "Harm, make sure you're home before the street lights are on."
Harm: "I'll do my best, Mom."
Act of Terror
Mac: "She's good. I'll give her that.
Harm: "Yeah, she is good, Mac. You're better than she is."
Mac: "Was that a compliment?"
Harm: "However you want to take it."
Mr. Rabb goes to Washington
Bobbie: “I never understood why you never got together.”
Harm: “Mac? We'd fight all the time.”
Bobbie: “So do you and I.”
Harm: “Oh that’s different.”
Bobbie: “Really?”
Harm: “Yeah.”
Bobbie: “How?”
Harm: “Well, for starters we don’t work together.”
"People vs. Mac"
Harm: "What? No bad jokes about my case? Something must really be bothering you."
Mac: "Me? No, I'm fine."
Harm: "You can talk to me about it, Mac."
Mac: "I tried talking to you. As I recall, you were in Congress with a
Congresswoman. How is Bobbi Latham, by the way?"
Harm: "She's fine. I'm sorry I wasn't free when you needed me, but I'm here
now. What's going on?
Mac: "Thanks... for believing in me."
Harm: "I've got to admit, you had me going for a little while."
Mac: "Yeah, but you stayed with me."
Harm: "Mac, the guy just tried to pin a murder on you. You're going to have
dinner with him?"
Mac: "Yeah. To give him a chance to apologize."
Harm: "The men you pick."
Black Jet
Harm: "All right ladies, let's go. I've got a bird to fly."
Mac: "Is he always this cocky?"
Keeter: "Only around women."
Harm: "Take care, Marine."
Mac: "You too, Sailor."
Jagggle Bells
Mac to Harm: "I always thought you were a Scrooge this time of year”
Harm: “Are you okay?”
Mac: “I don’t know. Things have been pretty messed up lately and
with my Article 32 hearing coming up it's only going to get worse
in the new year.”
Harm: “You’re going to make it. You are a lean, mean, fighting Marine,
and you have me backing you up what could be better?”
Cloe: “Commander Rabb, Mac’s told me all about you, in fact you’re all
she talks about.”
Harm: “Really?”
Cloe: “Yeah, although sometimes it's hard to tell what parts are true
and what parts are just, well you know, her fantasies."
Webb of Lies
Mac: “Don't get inside Palmer’s head Harm. It's not a place you want to be”
Harm: “I'm not afraid of Palmer”
Mac: “Well, I am, for you”
Harm to Mac: “Goodnight, Ninja Girl.”
Mac: “Do you mind if I strip it down?”
Harm: “What did you say?”
Mac: “Your pistol”
Mac (comments about Parker) “It seems like she takes good care of you.”
Harm: “You both do.”
Mac: “Why didn’t he wait for me?”
Bud: “Because he cares about you very much, that’s why he went alone."
"Silent Service"
Harm: "Well Sir, I don’t think we need to be overly concerned about it.
The Major and I are together a lot and there’s bound to be a few bumps in
the road every once in a while."
Harm: "I fell I should let you know, the entire time we were down there,
Lt. Austin suffered of claustrophobia."
Mac: "I am not Lt. Austin."
Harm: "We’ll see."
Harm: "Leave the lingerie at home this time."
Mac: "If you’re wrong we’re going to be the most unpopular guests at the party.
Harm: "Well as long as we dance together."
Mac: "Yeah and you lead."
Harm: "You know I’m beginning to think that this is more than a bump in
the road. You obviously resent me."
Mac: "And you have no faith in me."
Harm: "How did we get to this point anyway?"
Mac: "I guess we were due. We’ve been on a honeymoon as of late."
Harm: "Are you saying this was inevitable?"
Mac: "I don’t know. But I think we should talk. There may be deeper issues."
Harm: "I’m not going there with you. This is not a marriage. Ok?"
Captain: "Well... you two are quite a team. Do you always work this well together?
Mac: "When he lets me do the talking."
"Nobody's Child"
Mac: "We've worked together for 3 years, travelled together, slept together..
in the same room."
"Shakedown"
Harm: "Are you going to be ok?"
Mac: "I won't be playing the piano any time soon."
Harm: "Well, I've heard you play, Mac, it's probably for the best."
Mac: "I see it in your eyes, Harm. Whenever you're around pilots and jets.
It seems like you're the happiest when you're flying."
Harm: "Maybe I am."
Mac: "More than being a lawyer?"
Harm: "I know why you don't want me to fly. you're afraid of losing me."
Mac: "Maybe... or maybe I'm just afraid you'll lose yourself."
Mac: "Nothing personal, but that last meatloaf you made was nasty."
Harm: "You're dogging Harm's special meatless meatloaf?"
Mac: "Let's put it this way. If you were to make Harm's special in this
ship, they would have to unload it with the toxic waste."
Harm: "Wow, that's a little harsh, don't you think? If you didn't like
it, you could have said 'I don't like your meatloaf, Harm'. You don't
have to be insulting."
Mac: "Are you sure you're ok?"
Harm: "Well, I'm alright. The toxic waste didn't give me that X-ray vision
or that super human strength I'd hoped for, if that's what you
mean, anyway."
C.O: "Commander, Major, you make one hell of a team."
H&M: "Thank you, Sir."
Mac: "I guess we do make a good team."
Harm: "When you listen to me."
Mac: "Recovering a million dollars should be worth a couple of hours
in a Tomcat."
Harm: "You know, you're not so bad after all."
Adversaries
Carolyn: "So, Jordan, what's he like?"
Jordan: "Harm? He's a nice guy, intelligent, funny, oh and a good cook."
Carolyn: "No, what's he like, you know?"
Jordan: "Oh, what would you say?" (Looks at Mac)
Mac: "Don't look at me we never.." (stammers)
Carolyn: "Come on! Don't give us that all that time you've been together
Japan, Russia, the desert."
Mac: "No it's the truth, you believe me don't you Jordan?"
Jordan: "Of course, dear!"
Mac: "I envy you, you've got this hot new romance."
Jordan: "Yeah, sometimes I think it will last forever and sometimes I think
it will last until..."
Mac: "Until what?"
Jordan: "Until you decide you want him."
Mac: "Jordan there isn't.... First of all I've had enough of men for
a while. For the foreseeable future I'm a nun. Second it's not
like that between me and Harm. We're like, I'm not going to say
brother and sister."
Jordan: "Thank you."
Mac: "I'm not a threat to you Jordan, believe me.
(Jordan's facial expression says "Yeah! Right!")
Second Sight
Mac: "Don't make this about your father, Harm, it's not the same."
Harm: "This is something all together different Mac, why do we
think it is a good idea to bury things, to pretend that they
don't matter?"
Harm: "Every time you put on that uniform he'll be there, every tray
of martinis that passes will smell like him, every time a
man tells you you're worth something you push him away."
(looking directly into her eyes)
Why are the above quotes considered shipper quotes? Notice that the first two parts
of the quotes are in the future tense while the last part is in present tense....
was he talking about himself??
Wilderness Of Mirrors
Harm: "Mac, you got a minute?"
Mac: "Sure, what is it?"
Harm: "I saw him again last night outside my apartment."
Mac: "Your father? Harm..".
( clip )
Mac: "Have you talked to Jordan about this.?"
Harm: "NO!"
Mac: "But you're talking to me, you're ignoring the person you have the most
intimate relationship with, a psychiatrist, who is supposed to be able to
understand what you're going through."
Harm: "Seems that way, I guess."
Mac: "Why?"
Harm: "For one thing she's working with a patient right now who suffers from
hallucinations. I knew she go directly to that without considering other
options. You have always humored my occasional metaphysical moments."
Mac: "Harm, I don't think either one of us can be objective about your
father. Go to Jordan, you owe it to her for all kinds of reasons.
And don't tell her you came to me first."
Harm: "Thanks Mac, you're a good friend"
Mac: "Yeah, that's me--the girl next door. Look, talk to Jordan, give it time,
think it through and if you still can't let it go, go with your gut, it
hasn't failed you yet."
Soul Searching
Mac: "Yeah, I know how that goes. That's why you haven't asked me about
last week isn't it. I never thanked you for the flowers, they
were beautiful."
Harm: "I would have come to the funeral."
Mac: "Yeah, I know that's why I didn't call until Dad was buried. My mother
was there."
Harm: "How was that? (looks at her quite lovingly and concerned)
Mac: "It was a growing experience. If you hadn't talked me into it,
I never would have gone."
Harm: "Mac I didn't talk you into something you didn't want."
Mac: "All the same, thank you."
(Harm just stares at Mac as she looks out the window unable to look him in the eye.)
Mac: "It's getting dark in here."
Harm: "Is it?" (he continues to just stare at her)
Harm: "Why don't you come with me and help me pick out a new car with Bud and
Harriet."
Mac: "Isn't that something Jordie should be doing?
Harm: "Mac, you pick out a new car with your girlfriend, you might
as well buy her a ring."
Yeah baby
Harm comes to Mac's place to talk to her about his "fight" with Jordan
and his desire to go back to flying.
Chloe: "Do you guys want to be left alone?
(they answer simultaneously)
Mac: "No"
Harm: "Yeah"
Mac: "What's going on?"
Harm: "Jordan and I had a fight."
Mac: "Let me guess, she wants a commitment."
Harm: "How'd you know that?"
Mac: "It's what every woman wants I guess. So what, you're not ready to commit?"
Harm: "Well the rules of engagement have changed Mac."
Mac: "What do you mean?"
Harm: "I had eye surgery. I got my night vision back."
Mac: "When did this happen?"
Harm: "A couple of weeks ago."
Mac: "You had a major operation and you didn't tell me.?"
Harm: "Triple bypass is a major operation, Mac, eye surgery is like getting
your teeth cleaned."
Mac: "I tell you when I go to the dentist."
Harm: "I wasn't sure how it would work out frankly."
Mac: "But it did?"
Harm: "Like a dream."
(The song Dreams by the Cranberries is playing in the background)
Mac: "So what now? You thinking about trying to return to a fighter squadron?"
Harm: "I spent my life preparing to be a Naval aviator, Mac."
Mac: "Except for three years in law school and four years as a JAG."
Harm: "I submitted my request to Admiral Chegwidden today to
return to active flight status."
Mac: "You can't do that."
Harm: "Why not?"
Mac: "Because it would mean that flying is more important to you than
JAG, it's more important to you than Jordan, it's more important
to you.......than everything."
Harm: "Wow, I thought you of all people would now how much flying means
to me."
Mac: "I do, I do, Harm, but this is the last thing that I need right now."
Harm: "You're starting to sound like Jordan now."
(Chloe comes out of the room, perhaps to end the fight)
Chloe: "Are you guys almost finished."
Mac: "Yeah, I guess so."
Harm: "Yeah, we'll talk about it later."
As Mac shuts the door after he leaves leans against the door and sighs.
Chloe: "I think I understand now why you can't marry my dad.
You're in love with Harm. Mac looks at her sadly.
Chloe: "Are you sad because Harm might leave JAG?"
Mac: "Were you eavesdropping?"
Chloe: "It's a small apartment."
Mac: "I don't what I'm feeling."
Chloe: "Well, if it makes you feel any better, you should now that Harm's in
love with you too."
Mac: "Harm has a girlfriend."
Chloe: "A woman can sense his kind of thing."
Mac: "Oh, really?"
Chloe: "Yes, really"
Then she starts reciting the children's song:
"Harm and Mac sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Harm: "You ok?"
Mac: "Every time I think I've put the pieces of my life back together
somebody comes along and jumbles them back up. Every body who
has ever meant anything to me is living my life."
Harm: "It'll be OK, Mac, you'll get to see Chloe again. One day
you'll have kids of your own."
Mac: "Not at this rate, my biological clock is going off and I keep
hitting the snooze button."
Harm: "Tell you what, five years from this moment if neither one of is a
relationship, we'll go halves on a kid."
Mac: "You and me, have a baby together?"
Harm: "With your looks and my brains, he'll be perfect."
Mac: "What if SHE has your looks and my brains?"
Harm: "That could work too."
Mac: "Don't make a promise you can't keep."
Harm: "I haven't yet."
They shake hands.
Goodbyes
Mac: "I wonder what it would be like to be as happy as Bud and Harriet."
Harm: "They're working twelve hour shifts, up all night with a baby,
they don't have time to be happy."
Mac: "You don't have to find time, you just are. Don't you want that at all?"
Mac: "I'm interested in the future to Harm, more and more I want a life
that is simple, and good, a great career a good man..."
Harm: "And shoes, lots and lots of comfortable shoes."
In Harm's office as he is getting ready to leave JAG.
Mac: "Did you think you'd sneak away without saying goodbye?"
Harm: "Why goodbye and not good luck?"
Mac: "Didn't I say that to you when I was stupid enough to leave JAG?"
Harm: "Yes, you did."
Mac: "You said you were happy for me."
Harm: "That's different you were in love."
Mac: "And you're not?"
Harm: "What does love have to do with anything?"
Harm: "Hey" (wiping the tears from her face)
Mac: "Want me to water you plants for you?"
Harm: "I don't have any plants"
Mac: "I have so much I want to say to you, I just can't find the words."
Harm: "I know" (They hug)
Mac: "Damn you, why am I the only one crying?"
Thanks to JenL for providing us with the quotes to put together this page!
