Shipper X-mas Style

Brumby got run over by a Tomcat
(to the music of 'Grandma Got run over by a 
reindeer')
By Terri J 

Brumby got run over by a Tomcat
On his way home from Sarah's house
You can hear the cries of joy in shipper world 
We're just so glad to be rid of such a louse.

He'd been pestering Mac too much
And she told him to get lost
After grumbling and groaning
He staggered out the door into the frost 
When they found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack,
There was jet fuel on his forehead 
And some missile skidmarks on his back

chorus:
Brumby got run over by a Tomcat
On his way home from Sarah's house
You can hear the cries of joy in shipper world
We're just so glad to be rid of such a louse.

Now we're all so proud of Harmon
He did the grisly job so well
He stepped in to save his beloved Sarah
It's a great heroic feat we must retell

We've told all our friends and neighbors
You've got to hear the awesome news
Brumby should have never left Australia
Against Harmon Rabb, he would only lose

chorus:
Brumby got run over by a Tomcat
On his way home from Sarah's house
You can hear the cries of joy in shipper world
We're just so glad to be rid of such a louse.

Now the Admiral's given his approval 
Harm won't have to stand a Captain's mast
Even SecNav gave him honor
For putting Brumby in the deep, dark past
There's no such person as Lt. Parker
And Webb has finally come back
It's the best Chrsitmas we could ask for
The happy union of Harm and Mac!

chorus:
Brumby got run over by a Tomcat
On his way home from Sarah's house
You can hear the cries of joy in shipper world
We're just so glad to be rid of such a louse.

 
 

HAVE YOURSELF A VERY SHIPPER CHRISTMAS
 
By Terri J

Have yourself a very shipper Christmas 
May your heart be light
From now on, Mic Brumby will be out of sight

Have yourself a very shipper Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
Wish that Jordan Parker will be miles away

Here we'd be, as in seasons before
Happy shipper moments of yore
Harm and Mac growing closer yet
And pretty soon, we bet, there'll be more
Through the years Harm and Mac could be together
If the powers that be allow.
It could happen very well somehow
And you'd have yourself a very shipper Christmas,now