Sounds
Red Dwarf Theme Song
The red dwarf theme from the end of the show
Clip from the opening theme song
Red Dwarf theme song in midi format
Sometimes used at the beginning of a scene or episode
Theme song in .mod format *NEW*
Lister
Lister: Your nickname was never Ace, maybe Ace-hole
Lister: Smeggin stupid, two grown men on unicycles....
Lister: Where talkin mega ecstasy bliss
Rimmer
Rimmer: the world loves a bastard
Rimmer: Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast
Rimmer: Your a complete and total tit
Kryten
Kryten:Your a complete and total smeghead
Kryten: Whenever i look at you i get an image of curry......
Kryten: I can plug a number of addons onto my groinal socket....
Kryten: I want to talk to you about my penist
Kryten: You are sick, you are sick sick person
Kryten: This is all your fault, you know you little glob of ? ?
Cat
Cat: they call me the kid the riviera kid
Cat: Some might say Im a pretty shallow guy, but a shallow guy a with a great ass
Cat: I dont wanna be Dwayne Dibley
Cat: Do what you gotta, but dont mess up my hair
Kochanski
Holly
Holly: introduces himself ....the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers
Holly: Its a mistake any deranged halfwited computer could have made
Holly: What are you moaning about
Toast
Mix
Lister: an' I wanna make love Cat: Well Junior Angler's the best you gonna get out of me buddy
Lister: Kryten will this work. Kryten: LIEMODE, of course it will work sir no worries
Now thats the kind of cash that opens anybodies legs
Kochanski: Have you ever heard of something called tough love Kryten: Does it inlvove dressing up