Week Fourteen
Ask Hook-Nose

Advice-Giver Extrordinaire

*Question*

dear hook-nose,
what is the best way to rid someone of their abercrombie habit?

(Cori) :)

*Answer*

Dear Cori

I see your problem everyday on America's streets and in it's schools.
It is a very prevolent problem. Almost as big as DBS, Perma-grin and Duckanosis.(please see past question #10)

This affliction can be delt this in many ways. One, you can simply take the person aside, hold an Abercrombie & Fitch shirt or apparel in their face and tell them in a stern but caring voice, "Bad boy, Bad Ron(or whatever the name of the person might be)...NO, this is bad. I don't want to see anymore of this ever!"
Or there is the subtle approach...

For birthday or anniversary presents, or just presents for no reason, start buying the person clothing or apparel from, say, American Eagle or Old Navy. Then work your way down the economic clothing ladder toward Target and then eventually Goodwill. They'll never know the difference! For the earlier stages of this progression may I suggest you go to the outlet mall in Johnson creek where they have the Gap and other "expensive" clothing stores at lower than the usual type. I do believe they have some of these outlet malls up in the twin cities area also. And of course, you don't have to tell the person where the clothes are from... If they ask, just gently change the subject.

If you need more assistance with this task of yours, please feel free to contact me again.

H-N
:c)


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