Long Island Ittyit Savant Survey

Please answer these question to the best of your ability truthfully. Also note, if you are a
JAP[Jewish American Princess]
you may lie so we can establish the truth.

Your Name:
Email:
URL:

How tall is the Empire State Building ???
True
False
Yes
No
All of the above

Do you walk to school , or carry your lunch ???
Bicycle spokes
Vests do not have sleeves
None of the above
Combination of Answers 1 + 2
Can't answer you dropped out

An url is an ...???
Noise you make while puking
A Duke in England
Liquid you sometimes put a quart of in your car
Internet address
All of the above