Here are some sounds from the hit TV show Seinfeld. I have found these wavs throughout the internet and I thank everyone for their contribution.

It was all an act? Not bad huh? The breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming. Fake, fake, fake, fake.
Dial 9 Merlin.
Maybe the dingo ate your baby. What? The dingo ate your baby.
You've been an enormous help.
What's the matter with you? Nothing, just that a bird ran into my giant freak head.
Oh, my God. That's my nipple.
That's fatal, you don't want that. I know I don't want that. I don't need you to tell me what I don't want you stupid hipster dufus!
I just couldn't decide if he was really spongeworthy.
I don't have a square to spare.
What are you stickin' it to me.
I think you're stickin' it to me.
Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.
He's a horrible seed, he's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen.