Here are some sounds from the hit TV show Seinfeld. I have found these wavs throughout the internet and I thank everyone for their contribution.
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I'm an architect. I'm the bad boy. The bubble boy tried to kill me..... I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery. I have no idea who did it, what they did, or how they did it so well, and you know what? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. The ego on you. (George's answering machine message). Hoochi mama? When you're hopeless, you don't care. And when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive. Jerkstore would have smoked that guy. Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you. My whole life is a lie. .....My little man's an idiot. For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. I don't know what you had to tell her that for, marine biologist?...... This is George, I got nothin' to say. Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie, if you believe it. I was in the pool! I was in the pool! Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase 'parden my french'. Pulp couldn't make it across a table. Pulp can move baby! Serenity now! You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister! I proclaim this, the summer of George! These pretzels are making me thirsty! My name is George, I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents. I'm Victoria, hi. I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable. Yada yada yada.
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