I have been watching General Hospital for about 10 years now...I love it, but there is a lot of repetition...

Drink whenever:
 

• A female character wigs out
• 5 Quartermaines are in the same room @ the same time, & something bad happens
• Felicia squeaks
• Mac says something idiotic
• You see cast members in the credits who are LONG GONE!
• Someone twitches her eyebrow
• Someone growls
• Carly lies
• Carly whines
• Tony acts dumb
• Tony/Alan looks like the Pillsbury dough boy
• Someone whines
• Brenda picks out a new couch
• Brenda is indecisive about men
• Brenda is indecisive, period
• Stefan scowls
• Amy gossips
• Someone is a reformed prostitute
• Mac says "Mate"
• Felicia looks wide eyed
• Felicia's clothes would fit Maxie
• You wonder where the kids have all vanished to
• Bobbie's cleavage shows
• Lucy "visits" from Port Charles
• Someone develops a drug habit
• Alan and AJ argue
• Carly blackmails someone
• Carly lies
• A non-singer performs at the Outback / Lukes (Dara Jensen, Ned Ashton)
• Someone looks like a deer caught in headlights
• Someone has a complete character overhaul (Lizzie Webber!)
• Lucky has bad hair
• Tony sings
• Keesha is boring
• A character vanishes into thin air
• Someone has dimples
• Nick is overly considerate
• You see condoms
• Nick acts 30+
• Someone wears too much eyeliner (watch Bobbie, Lucy & Jax)
• Carly's nostrils flare
• Someone ends up in an institution
• Someone goes to court
• BAD costume choices are made
• You wonder how Carly could be a physiotherapist... she never finished high school...
• Stefan wears black
• Jason has a blank stare on his face
• Someone is addicted to something
• Edward is grumpy
• Someone talks about how Monica owns the Q's mansion
• An actor gets "replaced"
• Someone calls Audrey "grams"
• Flashbacks
• Musical montage
• Someone is killed off but not allowed to die...everyone always has dreams
• V is quirky
• L&B is under new management
• Lila is nice
• Someone talks about Sonny
• Someone has a fake phone discussion (watch Luke)
• Robin talks to someone as if she knows them and then walks off
• Someone looks way older than they're meant to be
• You wish someone had a bigger part
• There is an allusion to the past
• Flashbacks must be redone because the actors have been replaced
• You wish a character would die!
• Edward cooks up a scheme
• Helena schemes
• Lila gets mad at Edward for said scheme
• Emily reacts really badly to said scheme
• Edward gets mad at someone
• Someone mentions Jason's brain deadness
• Monica and Alan take sides with their sons
• Taggert calls Jason 'Anger Boy'
• You think that the Quartermaine family has too many black sheep (i.e. Tracy, Ned, AJ, Justus, Jason)
• Ned is snarky to AJ
• You see Reginald
• The Q's talk about cook being bitchy
• Reginald does something nice
• Luke acts like a concerned parent
• Someone dies (2 drinks if it's Katherine or Laura)
• You wish death on one or more characters
• Someone in a GH-related chat room thinks the characters are real
• There is no interesting story line in any segment
• The head writer changes AGAIN!
• Nikolas does tai-chi
• ... on the dock
• ... in the mist
• Helena threatens someone's life... yet again!
• Helena wants to describe someone's death
• Helena makes Laura an issue
• Catherine acts breathless
• You wish you could see MORE of some characters
• You wish you could see LESS of most characters (in all senses)
• Lucky acts likes a responsible adult
• Someone just can't seem to handle the 'hardships' of life
• Someone half-assedly tries to be deceptive
• 2 characters stare at each other from a distance
• You hear a trendy song in the background
• The hangout place changes (i.e. Outback, Kelly's, Luke's and PC Grill)
• Bobbie goes on a righteous rampage
• Tony scares you
• It scares you that anyone could be attracted to Tony... for ANY reason
• Carly calls Laeticia 'The Nanny'
• Jason corrects her
• Robin and Jason meet (2 drinks if its at the bridge)
• Someone triess to break someone up
• Someone's pants look like they're painted on (Brenda, Felicia, Carly)
• You think that too many characters are named Michael
• You can't believe how badly a story line is handled (rape... addiction....)
• You think that there should be more characters from a specific "group"(i.e. someone gay, more black people etc.)
• You wonder how clueless Audrey really is
• You wonder how much work is actually done at the hospital
•  If Lizzie and Lucky go to school, why are they never there, or do homework
• You wonder what the deal is with someone
• Someone cuts her hair
• Liz and Lucky share a moment
• Lucky cries/is teary
• Lucky says "man"
• Taggart goes after Sonny/Jason  2 drinks if Mac gets mad at him for it
• Edward is called "Old Man"
• You think the new Justus is sleazy and actually wish for the old one back!!!
• Someone vanishes
• Emily acts different for Nicholas... 2 drinks if she mentions modeling
• Someone mentions their notorious connections
• Booby brings up Carly's reaction to something concerning Jason's actions
• Someone looks garish
• Someone makes some flirtatious comment regarding Jax
• Someone devises a plot to overthrow someone else
• Will Sarah ever return from "Europe"?
• Canada is mentioned as if it were a town
• Alan and Monica cheat on each other
• A legendary couple breaks up
• Love triangle
• Stefan says "Lasha"
• Someone is ressurrected
• Someone bugs you
• Emily acts like a spoiled brat
• There's a dispute over a child
• Ned sides against AJ
• Someone brings up Ned's mistakes with Lois and Brooke-Lynn