Sorry folks, but I had to.... you don't understand... I've been watching it since the first episode...

You know the drill....
 

• Cartman calls Kyle's mom a bitch
• a celebrity is impersonated (2 drinks if it's Sally Struthers or Brian Boitano)
• Kyle's mom is a bitch
• Cartman's mom is referred to as being easy
• Someone comments on Cartman's weight
• Kenny dies
• Kenny says something perverted
• Chef sings
• chef worries that the school will make him stop serving Salisbury steak
• Cartman eats cheesy poofs
• 1Ned & Jimbo yell "it's coming straight for us!"
• you see the genetic engineer guy, and the little monkey guy who follows him around
• Jimbo / Ned go hunting
• Jimbo / Ned go to a bar
• camera pans past Tom's Rhinoplasty
• Mr. Garrison acts really gay
• swearing
• said swearing is beeped out
• Wendy speaks to stan
• stan pukes
• Terence & Philip is on tv
• kyle's mom goes on a righteous tirade about something
• someone says: "you don't count, Halfy, you don't have any legs"
•         "       "     "fart"
•         "       "    "asshole!"
•         "       "    "bitch"
•         "       "    "dude!"
• the mayor misunderstands something (mistakes "geologist" for "gynecologist")
• the mayor wants a do-over on live tv
• Mr. Mackey says "m'kay" (that okay noise he makes)
• someone questions Mr. Garrison's sexuality
• Jesus and friends is on tv
• Jesus is slightly less than saintly
• you see Mr. Hankey
• Stan's grandpa calls someone "Billy"
• Stan's grandpa wants help dying
• repetition within the episode
• someone eats ice cream
• someone (besides Chef) sings
• said song sucks
• Jimbo and Ned do something juvenile
• Cartman wants to kick someone's ass
• Cartman wants to kick someone in the nuts
• Pip is treated badly
• Someone is set on fire (2 drinks if the fire comes from someone's arse)
• Butt jokes
• Other terms for diarrhea
• Chef calls the kids "children".  Take 2 drinks if it's only to one child
• Officer Barbrady acts STUNNED
• Officer Barbrady says "nothing to see here!"
• bizarre sexual fetishes are revealed
• Ms. Crabtree is bitchy
• Ms. Crabtree tells the kids to "shut up"  2 drinks if "or the bunny gets it" follows the "shut up"
• Ms. Crabtree has a bird in her hair
• In a flash back, an adult looks the same as a kid as he does now
• A "celebrity" is made to look bad
• A cut-out celebrity's head makes it onto the show
• Ms Crabtree asks "what did you say?"
• The kids lie about what they said to her
• Cartman pigs out
• Mr. Garrison blames his problems on Mr. Hat
• Aliens are mentioned
• Celebrity cameo
• Someone is gay
• Cartman bitches about "hippies"
• Cartman's mom feeds him... 2 drinks if it's something gross
• You see a news report
• The "special reporter" is a freak of some kind
• A terrible disaster befalls South Park
• Chef is surrounded by chicks
• Cartoon offends someone, racially
• Random deaths
• Splattered blood
• Skeletons
• Terence and Philip fart
• Someone farts
• Cartman gets called a fat f**k
• Someone says "damn!"
• Someone says "That's a big fat ass!"
• Stan can't kill something/someone
• Cartman says "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
• Cartman dresses like a prostitute
• "You go to hell...you go to hell and you die!"
• "Kick the baby!"
• Ike squeals
• Ike causes trouble for Kyle
• Kyle sings teh Dreidle song
• Officer Barbrady says "Nothing to see here!"
• Ned and Jimbo gamble
• Cartman has a "'Nam flashback"
• They pick on Denver
• Kenny pulls on his hood strings

1999 andromedastraine