Note: Due to her lasting popularity and the existance of many old videos and concerts, I have chosen to leave Geri Halliwell (aka Ginger Spice) in the game.

Melanie Chisholm aka Sporty Spice
 

• Makes like she wants to fight someone
• Has a ponytail
• Wears running shoes
• Kicks air
• Wears a track suit
• Pumps the air
• Scares you
• Has a gold tooth
• Wears pants
• Shows a tattoo

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Melanie Brown/Gulzar aka Scary Spice
 

• Wears a different pair of glasses
• Hair looks like it comes from the 'Fuzzy Pumper Barbershop'
• Looks like she was electrocuted
• Her boobs jiggle
• Wears clothes that cover less than 60% of her body
• You can see down her throat
• Sticks out her tongue
• Is overly loud & opinionated
• wears an animal print
• wears baggy pants with a bra top
• wears the long coat/bra top/daisy duke combo

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Emma bunton aka Baby Spice
 

• Wears the 'Baby' necklace
• Her clothes would look better if they were a size larger
• Has pigtails
• Plays with her hair
• Trips because of her shoes
• Looks like a 12 year old
• Looks like she belongs in a go-go cage
• The tips of her hair are a different color

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Victoria Aadams aka Posh Spice
 

• Doesn't wear bottoms
• Pouts
• Looks frigid
• Forgets her dress (wears a slip)
• Doesn't sing or speak
• Thighs are locked when she dances
• Looks like a "Bond Girl"
• Dances like a stripper
• sticks her arms out when she sings
• Wears something "posh"

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Geri Halliwell aka ex-Sexy-cum-Ginger Spice
 

• Watches the other Girls to see what dance steps she should be doing
• Does something cheezy
• Looks like a cow
• Her boobs show
• Falls out of her dress (3 drinks to get through it!)
• Her rump hangs out of her shorts
• Humps the stage
• Her roots show
• Doesn't know what she's doing
• Makes you go: "What WAS she thinking!?!?"
• Wears clothes that don't flatter her
• Attempts sexiness
• Looks at another Girl like they're a couple
• Wears tassles (5 drinks)
• Wears sequins
• Does porno
• Quits the group

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Spice Girls in general
 

• Appear to be drunk even though they're sober (i.e. giggly)
• You see or hear 'Girl Power' associated with them (1 drink for every time)
• Heels higher than 3 inches are worn (1 drink per inch per heel)
• Someone tries to rap
• Someone's hair changes color
• Someone wears flares
• Someone shows a tattoo (1 drink per tattoo)
• Piercings are shown (1 drink per piercing)
• Breasts jiggle out
• Song sounds like a Kylie Minogue rip-off
• Lyrics are blatantly theirs (i.e. zigah zig ah, da da da da da da da)
• Sexiness is attempted
• It appears as if they all might be a couple
• Someone wears something with a slit
• You can't understand a word they say
• Someone wears a halter top
• They all speak at once
• You see them and want to vomit
• They wear the same outfit in groups more than once
• Say their Spicy names in a song
• Every time you see the Pepsi logo or hear "Move Over"
• They lip-sync at a major awards show (note: Billboard awards)
• Dancing is uninspired
• They do that salsa Spice Up Your Life catwalk dance
• Repetitive Lyrics
• Someone wears glitter
• You see more of the Spice Girls than you feel is necessary

 For Hard Drinkers Only:
Take a drink every time you see an advert featuring something about them (i.e. Pepsi, their videos, their movie, their albums)