For all those shagadelic birds out there... BEHAVE!!! and play our swinging game! Groovy!
Knock one back every time you see or hear the following:

• Cheesy blue-screen montage
• "Oh! Behave!"
• "Baby!"
• Michael York looks dazed
• You see go-go dancers
• "Swinging!"
• "Groovy!"
• Austin wears a bad suit
• Tassles
• Vinyl
• "Shag" and "Shagadelic"
• Really bad special effects
• Austin can't deal with modern... anything!
• Austin takes pictures
• Beaded curtains
• Phallic symbols
• Private parts well hidden
• Sexual innuendo
• Offers of sex
• Hairy Chest
• BUTT!
• Male symbol
• Austin looks goofy
• Bad teeth
• Toilet humor
• Nudity
• Musical sequence
• Frau yells piercingly
• Dr. Evil explains himself
• Dr. Evil sucks his pinky
• Dr. Evil laughs
• Mr. Bigglesworth is mentioned
• Dr. Evil sends someone to the flames
• Mustafa refuses to die (1 drink per interruption)
• "Evil"... anything!(i.e.. evil medical school)
• Incomplete evacuation (1 drink per interruption)
• Obvious parody
• Austin hits on some bird
• "Frickin"
• Dr. Evil gets updated
• Dr. Evil pouts lower lip
• "Ssht!"
• Judo chop/martial arts move
• Corny gags... that don't quite work
• Cameo appearance
• Austin just doesn't get IT
• "Danger"
• Swedish-made Penis Enlarger mentioned or shown
• Women are dressed like Spice Girls
• Rip-off from previous Mike Myers movies