Catwalk was a short-run YTV drama about a young band trying to make it in the real world...if you get a chance to watch it, I highly suggest it...where else can you see Neve Campbell pre-Party of Five, or Keram Malicki-Sanchez pre-Blue Dog Pict!?

Drink every time you see or hear the following:
 

• The band has no money
• You wonder how Johnny and Jesse are able to afford to live in the loft
• Someone gets pissed off at Johnny for being too into his music
• Jesse plays a different instrument
• Every time they think they're going to get a record deal
• Sierra acts like a bitch
• Sierra looks like a bitch
• Atlas wears a tank-top
• Mary looks frigid
• Mary wears overalls
• Billy K greases his hair (1 drink per barrel of grease)
• Daisy sleeps with a guy (1 drink for Billy, 2 drinks for anyone else)
• Atlas shows his body
• Atlas dances at Ontario Place -SORRY that's now!
• Johnny has braids
• Johnny wears his hair down
• Jesse tries to get Mary into bed
• Number 17 doesn't work
• Daisy has tall hair (1 drink per inch)
• Daisy wears shorts with tights
• Johnny wears shorts with tights
• Johnny is pretentious -SORRY that's now!
• Jesse's vast wealth is mentioned
• Billy K looks slimy
• Atlas goes to beat someone up
• Daisy almost gets married
• Mary works for her dad/on a car
• You see Jesse's motorcycle
• Sierra wears huge earrings
• Daisy wears a hat
• Daisy feels insecure
• You asks yourself: "What were they thinking?!?" about clothes
• Same question, about music
• Jesse is never seen or heard from again -SORRY that's now!
• Johnny cheats on "Watson" by playing another guitar
• Johnny tries to change the group's image
• Daisy wears the "Flashdance" look
• You see someone in bed
• Every time Billy knocks on Daisy's door and gives her a 'come hither' look
• Daisy exhales sharply in a pissed off manner: "Oh Billy!"
• Daisy exhales sharply in a pissed off manner: "Oh Bailey!" -SORRY that's now!
• More than three people are on the couch in the loft
• Daisy and Johnny have a fight
• There is a band meeting
• Billy appears on an Aaron Spelling soap -SORRY that was canceled
• Atlas raps
• Crappy harmonies
• Billy's mob connections are mentioned
• Daisy talks about an ex
• Someone has AIDS
• You laugh at the lyrics
• The girls try to rap
• An old friend returns
• ... to sleep with Jesse
• Mary's on All My Children -SORRY she got fired!
• Johnny is frighteningly possessive about "Watson"
• The club goes under
• Billy owes someone money
• Billy gets beat up
• Daisy teaches Billy to read
• Daisy speaks for Billy
• Mary wears that damned RAGTAG baseball shirt, can't she wear something else?
• Sierra dresses like a slut
• Johnny gets pissed off
• Jesse gets pissed
• Sierra appears in a music video -SORRY that's now!
• Atlas walks someone home
• Jesse sleeps with a non-Mary
• Cheesy videoesque music sequence
• Cheesier dream sequence
• Johnny talks to Watson
• There is a bimbo on the show
• The band has a personal crisis
• Mary wears PVC in the future -SORRY that's now, on Deepwater Black
• Daisy dances
• Record deals are actually on the table
• Daisy and Billy are on the table
• Johnny has a God complex
• Atlas acts dumb
• Johnny goes ballistic
• Sierra is in a deodorant commercial -SORRY that's now!
• You see Atlas' aunt
• Johnny refers to his guitar as a person
• Club scene
• The band is in a recording studio
• Visiting musicians
• Johnny has purple hair and a nose ring -SORRY that's now, on Ready or Not!
• You see Johnny's parents
• Johnny is "working" on his Dad's boat
• Atlas is in a music video -SORRY that's when Alanis was too hot to hold
• Every time they pretend Toronto is in the States
• Every obvious lip-synch (1 drink per member)
• Johnny sways while he plays
• Mary bops her head when she plays
• You question Atlas' purpose in the group
• Atlas pretends to play the saxophone
• People tease Johnny for loving his guitar
• Jesse looks unkempt
• Jesse fights with his Dad
• Every time Atlas is in a coke commercial -SORRY that's now!
• Mary's dad gives her advice
• Johnny acts like he's the world's authority on everything
• Mary & Jesse get "caught"
• Mary's dad & Jesse talk about old music
• You wonder how old each of them is meant to be.
• Jesse is in a band on 90210 -- sorry... that's now
• You see someone who has since been on a daytime soap.
• You see someone who has since been on a prime time soap. (like Party of Five)
• Someone wears big earrings - drink extra if they look like dream catchers
• Someone wears rings on more than two fingers (one drink per ring) --WATCH JOHNNIE!
• Ominous background music plays
• Someone wears too much eyeliner
• Daisy/Mary has that "deer caught in headlights" look
• You laugh when you realize that their "very crap" sound in the "Toxic Love" episode is sooooooo much better than their actual music...
• You know that people are going to kiss by their body language and the music
• Daisy wears a cropped jacket
• You question Atlas's purpose in the group... then remember... he's their bouncer!
• Someone wears western-inspired clothing
• Johnnie wears stripes and plaid together (you KNOW he's done this before!)
• Mary drives away from Jesse because she's mad at him
• Someone on the cast pisses you off...( Xochi... this one's for you!)
• A cast member has something to do with a band... real or fake. (Paul Popowich playing a musician on 90210, Keram Malicki-Sanchez on Ready or Not, or in real life)
• Badly choreographed fight sequence
• Badly choreographed dance sequence
• A cast member appears on another show. Take a bonus drink if it's a kid's show. Take a second bonus drink if it's a kids show on YTV
• Someone calls someone "big guy"
• You (or a cast member) questions Johnnie's sanity
• You wonder what the character's last names are (one drink for each one you know... my average is about 4)
• Daisy looks at her keyboard when she plays
• Billy K has a problem
• Atlas looks like a genie (ponytail on top of his head... genie pants... bare chest...)
• Johnnie's hair changes color (note the change between "Life's not black n white" and "Toxic love")
• Daisy WHINES..... one drink per whine
• Someone walks out/off pissedoffedly
• Daisy uses a porno to teach Billy to read (it only happened once, but it deserves a special mention!)
• Atlas says "Yo yo yo!"
• Atlas says a variation of above (yo brother man... yo thin man.... etc)
• You see more of someone than was really necessary...
• You groan & roll your eyes at a cheesy scene or line (my fave is in Toxic Love where Micky says to Johnnie "I dare you to take my clothes off... I needed a whole bottle to deal with that one!)
• Atlas talks too fast
• you see a corner shot of the building in which Johnnie & Jesse reside
• Someone says "I want to hear you guys play!" or "Let's play!"
• Someone, other than Atlas, says yo!(1 drink per yo!)
• Someone says "man": 1 drink per man, double that if it's Johnnie that says it
• The words "Johnnie" & "Jerk" or "Johnnie" & "ass" are mentioned together
• Atlas looks like an S&M genie...
• Mary wears cowboy boots with shorts
• Someone says "About", but it sounds like "aboot".
• Same thing, but with "out"
• Atlas hits a punching bag
• You can just tell that they had to try their hardest to not add "eh" onto the end of their sentences... (listen to the intonation of Johnnie's voice)
• Someone sulks (watch Johnnie)
• Someone "gets some"
• Sierra dates a slimy guy
• Johnnie gets into an argument with someone
• Johnnie gets the crap kicked out of him because of said argument
• You see someone "through" a chain link fence
• Someone acts like a total brat
• Mary acts like an agony aunt
• You think that if Catwalk were real, a guy like Johnnie would NEVER go out with a girl like Daisy... that I just don't buy!
• You see someone on the show who has since contributed to a Blue Dog Pict record (ok, I admit this is a toughie... but in the final episode, the girl who is playing Watson, is Kathryn Rose, who plays Joanie on Ready Or Not (Joanie is the singer in Busy's band, which is in reality, Blue Dog Pict.). She also contributed vocals to "Purgatorical Motions" from "Anxiety of Influence: a nodding into...?" Likewise, Jackie Richardson, who plays Atlas's aunt is credited as a guest artist on "Slip and Slide" on the same album. (I think it's the same woman, anyhow))
• You laugh at something... ANYTHING!
• Someone walks along the railway tracks
• You see more than 3 members of the group together, and it's not at a gig, rehearsal, or other BAND RELATED function.
• People's ages change... (in one episode, Johnnie talks about being 20. In a later episode, Mary tells a doctor that she's 17. Mary & Johnnie are meant to be the same age....)
• Someone goes into a righteous little tirade
• Jesse and Mary touch one another
• Mary has a heart-to-heart with someone, in which she spews corny advice
• Someone on the show pisses you off... TAKE AN EXTRA DRINK IF IT'S DAISY!!!!!!
• The words "criminal" and "Billy K." are mentioned together
• Daisy wears workout wear as clothing
• Same deal for Sierra, but with lingerie
• You recognize one of the locations as somewhere you park, or walk past every day (Kat, this is for you!)