- Band has a morbid name
- Vocallist is either barking or screeching
- the song is in German/Norweigian
- Band is signed to Nuclear Blast Records
- Music sounds disorganized/sort of like static
- Song has pretentious/morbid title
- You suspect that the band played a bit too much D & D as teens
- there is a general air of pretentiousness
- someone in the video looks like The Evil Emperor from the Star Wars series
- Someone in the video is wearing armour
- Drink every time the vocallist makes a guttral noise
- lyrics are not decipherable
- someone in the video is wearing
- eyeliner
- nail polish
- whiteface
- black robes
- pauldrons
- the video looks like a bad acid trip
- death symbolism
- the incarnation of death is flashed on the screen during the video
- ther is an orchestral break in the sng
- the peoformers have long, straggly hair (2 drinks if black)
- band members are dressed in black
- the video looks cheaply made
- guitars (1 per guitar)
- lyrics contain
- BEAST
- DEATH
- BLOOD
- WRATH
- Band members take themselves much too seriously
- the musicians play really fast
- the album cover features scantilly clad women and death symbols
1999 andromedastraine