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the band has huge hair (1 drink
per inch)
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mandatory bimbos appear
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mandatory bimbos are scantily
clad (2 if they appear to have forgotten their shirts)
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men wear really tight pants
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the bimbos fawn over the men
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the guitarist plays a typically
80's looking guitar with points at the end
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men wear pink
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band has a pseudo dangerous name
(Poison, GUNS n Roses)
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One of the band members is wearing
a bandanna (2 if it's hanging from his back pocket)
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the song is about getting laid
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if it is a slow song, it sounds
suspiciously like country music
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if the performer is female, she
is dressed like a slut
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1 drink per article of leather
clothing
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pseudo-satanic imagery
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the band uses choreographed dance
moves
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you look at the pants and question
the man's ability to breed...
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open shirts
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no shirts
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visible chest hair
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bimbos have big hair
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virgin/whore imagery
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bimbos act whorish
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the singer struts around the stage
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the video looks like a live concert...2
if the crowd is made up mostly of scantily clad girls with poof and woof
hair
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pyrotechnics
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drummer does fancy tricks with
his drum sticks
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the drummer makes "sexy" kissy
faces at the camera while pointing with his drum stick
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someone wears a big hat
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someone wears cowboy boots
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"sexy" facial expressions
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the guys in the band are UGLY
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a guy looks like a girl
1999 andromedastraine