Drink every time Alanis:

• Looks greasy
• Looks dirty
• sings about sex
• makes you want to vomit
• talks about how she's "grown up"
• denies her past/lies about her career in the past
• attempts to sing, but sounds like a tortured cat
• her video is "covered" by a little girl who mimes the song
• proves her stupidity by misinterpreting the meaning of IRONY
• wins another award
• gets airplay even though she hasn't had anything new out for years
• milks her Jagged Little Pill album for all it's worth
• releases 2 versions of each video to ensure more airplay
• wears those damn leather pants
• pretends that she can play the drums
• talks about her tortured childhood
• bashes men in a song
• spawns another wannabe (I mean you, Meredith Brooks)
• talks about how she has a lot in common with Madonna
• gets called a Canadian treasure, even though she ignores us & lives in the states
• Yodels
• Does a bad Janis Joplin impression (If only she'd copy Janis & DIE!)
• Appears naked in a video...2 drinks if she looks really rough
• Her lyrics are trying to be smart/introspective, but they come out sounding crap
• babbles about how she's found herself
• puts out a really bad sounding song

BONUS ROUND!!!!!
If you hear her refer to herself as an "Alien with Special Talents",(well, she's half right) down a bottle.
Likewise, down one bottle for every song/video/drive by Alanising you're forced to endure during the day: This will help you to get through them

 KEEP YOUR CHIN UP... HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME WILL HAVE TO BE UP SOON!!!!!