Aaaaaah...the good old days when metal was cheezy...I was a huge Poison fan back in the 80's.  Before you play this game, I want to clear up the meaning of the term "choral screaming.  Choral screaming is the style that most hair metal songs backing vocals or choruses take...many voices half yelling/half singing in perfect harmony...(the best example of this is in "Emotional Fire" by Cher off her "Heart of Stone" album.)
 

• sexist lyrics - 2 drinks if sexist song is followed by a diametrically opposed absolutely non-sexist song
• obvious rhyming - you've never heard the song before but you can pick out the next lyric
• you wonder how long it took them to nail the choral screaming harmonies
• guitar screeching noise
• a song is about a girl who wants to "be something"
• guitar solo sounds like every other Poison guitar solo
• Bret Michaels sounds like his nose is plugged when he sings
• chord progression is unimaginative
• CHEEZY lyrics
• the song starts with choral screaming
• the chorus consists of choral screaming for some reason you can look fast the cheese and silliness and enjoy the music
• BIG HAIR
• look like chicks -- 2 drinks if the person with you (your cousin perhaps?!) thinks that they actually ARE chicks
• all of the actual chicks in the video look identical
• female characters in the songs are referred to as "girls"...NEVER women!
• slow song sounds like country music
• the music is predictable - you can cue the instruments in even if you don't know the song...you can see how it is constructed
• the song is about getting laid -- 2 drinks if it's with a "sweet young thing"
• the video contains dance routines by the band members --2 if this dance routine involves standing in a line moving the necks of their guitars up and down
• someone jumps
• someone kicks
• eyeliner
• blush
• tight pants
• lipstick
• bleached hair
• cowboy boots
• animal print clothing
• bandannas
• open shirts
• nail polish