If you watch her show at all, you'll notice that it gets to be a bit repetitive

DRINK WHENEVER ROSIE O'DONNELL:

• Says "Cutie Patootie"
• Plays "Tommy, can you hear me?"
• Says "My Tommy"
• Paints Tom Cruise as a hero
• Obsesses over anything or anyone
• Devotes an entire show to sucking up to a star
• Someone brings her a gift to add to one of her many collections
• Talks to a guest about their kids, not so slyly bringing her own in
• Talks about her dogs
• Talks about her weight
• Tugs on her chin hair or mentions it
• Mentions something unsuitable for kids, with her precious TV-G rating
• Sings from a musical
• Sings a jingle or theme song
• Seems to live in the 70's
• Dances out
• Makes small talk with the person who introduces the show
• Says "John McD and the DLT's"
• Talks to John
• Asks John what he did last night
• Wears the same outfits, in mutations
• Wears sweats
• A guest dresses her
• Copies a late night talk show
• Whips out her Rosie O'Doll
• Whips a koosh ball into the crowd... 2 drinks if its at a prize pack
• Mentions a product on air and the company sends her enough for the audience... if she doesn't get to it first
• Plugs K-Mart
• Does someone else's voice... 2 drinks if its Penny Marshall
• Kisses a guest
• Disses a guest
• Gets dissed by a guest (i.e. Donny Osmond)
• Makes said guest come back and apologize on air
• Embarrasses herself on air by saying/doing something retarded (i.e. plays loser by Beck and he says that he has a new album out)
• Says something nasty about someone she didn't like (i.e. Marilyn Manson)
• Eats on air
• Plays with her damn Digicard
• Chats on line during a commercial
• Says "You rock, sister-friend!"
• Picks up on something that was cool like, 6 months ago and promotes it
• Displays no sense of what is CURRENTLY cool
• Does her "rapper pose"
• Acts Jewish, then mentions her Irish heritage
• Bursts into song, then talks about how she can't sing very well
• Talks about her childhood
• Has a guest on that you've never heard of
• Puts on a rerun
• Plugs the latest musical she went to see
• Tells a kid joke/has a cute kid for a guest
• Talks to her crew during the broadcast