
Do not look at this game as
a Shania slag...I actually quite like her music. I just found a lot
of her videos to be repetitive...CMT had a Shania day last Sunday...nothing
but Shania for 3 hours...and I noticed many similarities throughout her
videos...
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There is a cowboy or cowboy paraphrenalia
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Shows her midriff
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Sings a song with an exclamation
mark in its title
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wears something slinky
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wears black
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can't irish dance
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sounds like old rock, rather than
"new country"
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sounds suspiciously like Def Leppard
("Honey,
I'm Home")
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makes a bad fashion choice
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close up of her face
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something is clearly in the video
to increase her sex appeal (Why else are they dancing in water in "Don't
be Stupid"? To get her wet, of course!)
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Her look is styled from an 80's
video (Man...I feel like a Woman=Robert Palmer. That don't impress
me much=Lee
Aaron)
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She's filmed in black and white
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Changes one of her songs severely
(The
album cut of "From This Moment" features Bryan White singing a duet.
On the single, where's Bryan?)
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Wears something that could be
considered
"fetish gear"
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causes a stir with something she
wears
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breaks a Nashville rule
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is wet in a video
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drink ever time you see/hear her
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wins an award
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gives the camera a "come hither"
look
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wears her hair piled up on her
head with wispy strands dangling down (the Shania do!)
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sings with her head tilted to
one side
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She moves...her hair doesn't!
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You see her honking great engagement/wedding
ring
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Sounds like Bryan Adams
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water
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You think the video needs a dog.
Drink twice if one appears
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there's a bath tub in the video
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looks like a sweet country girl
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her sound sounds confused...like
she doesn't know what genre of music she wants to be.
1999 andromedastraine