
CANADIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REMEMBER WHEN ALANIS WAS "TOO HOT TO HOLD"? Take a trip down memory
lane and play this game!
Drink whenever you see:
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You see a current tv star (Matt
LeBlanc), then unknown, playing her boyfriend in a video
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Alanis's hair is 3"+ tall
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Alanis has a bad perm
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Alanis's hair is 3"+ wide/side
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Alanis wears a suit jacket with
leggings
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big earrings
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crap dancing
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dancing in a fountain
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Crop top/ bra top
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Alanis looks like a bike slut
with big hair, leather jacket and jeans
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she dances in a bathing suit
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she rips off someone else's video
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unoriginal music
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hosts a CBC music show
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bad acting before her video
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2+ costume changes per video
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Her voice is piercing and gives
you a headache
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You listen for 1 minute, and discover
that a special needs 3 year old could write more introspective lyrics
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video takes place in a back alley
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acts like she's older than she
is
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Jumps side to side
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Appears in a Low Budget Canadian
kids show
BONUS!!!!!!!!!! guzzle a bottle
if you actually get to see one of these videos. Since Ms. Puke had them
all pulled, this caliber of comic relief has been hard to come by!
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