Drink whenever:

• Marty has an integrity attack (10 drinks, it doesn't happen often)
• Marty trades in a restricted stock
• Ann and Marty clash
• Grant asks neurotic
• Donald messes up
• Adam punches a wall
• Donald seems sweet and not cutthroat enough
• Adam acts sneaky
• Adam calls in a favor from someone in the government
• Jack fights someone
• Chris acts like he has a pole up his ass
• Grant has a harebrained scheme
• Sally looks worried
• Sally sounds/looks like she's going to cry
• The compliance officer acts bitchy
• The compliance officer threatens Marty
•  There's a scene in a bar
• Someone drinks a coffee
• Jack & Ann exchange a "meaningful glance"
• Marty is mean to someone
• Benny worries
• Marty tells someone to "Get off his floor"
• Ann acts like a power bitch
• Someone drinks alcohol
• A female character gets written off/quits the show
• A new actress is brought in to play a role
• The bank almost goes under, but manages to survive
• Marty looks unkempt
• A phone rings
• Marty puts on deodorant at work (2 drinks to get through it)
• Jack looks intense
• A speaker phone is used
• An imaginary stock is the topic of interest
• There's a crisis on the trading floor
• someone shouts
• Donald reminds someone that he's not Jack's lackey
• Sally is too trusting
• Adam plays chess... ALONE
• Someone lies
• The compliance officer hounds someone for info
• Grant skulks around/doesn't look someone in the eye when he talks to them
• Grant hugs someone
• Ann gets a new hairdo
• Sally looks serious
• Sally gives a speech
• Sally says: "You should have come to me sooner!"
• You see a computer
• Someone takes an ego-trip
• There's a lecture on ethics
• BLACKMAIL!!!!
• Sexual tension
• Sally looks pissed off
• Marty or Benny looks pissed-drunk!
• You see more of someone than was necessary
• the number, names and genders of Marty's kids change
• Grant has a crush on Ann
• Donald gets all flustered and embarrassed around Ziggy
• Marty is mean to Ziggy
• Chris sexually harasses Ziggy
• Benny sticks up for Ziggy
• Benny has an ulcer
• Chris is creepy
• Adam acts like a jerk
• You see someone recognizable from another Canadian show in a guest role
• ANOTHER pretty, perky blonde is added to the cast
• Someone younger has a crush on someone on the executive committee
• Company romance occurs
• Chris's "mystery past" becomes a bit clearer
• The class differences between Donald & Ziggy are mentioned
• Ian clearly has a "thing" for Sally
• Sally ignores/misinterprets Ian's interest
• A May/December romance occurs
• Adam "takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin"
• Adam uses his "Old Boy Network" ties
• Marty and Ann have a huge blowup
• Someone brings up Ann's heroin addiction
• Ann goes to Benny for advice
• Tension between Ann and Ziggy
• Ziggy tells someone that she's going to take the Commodities exam
• Ziggy fails said Commodities exam
• Ann and Jack are all over one another in public
• Ditto for Donald and Ziggy
• One of the overheads gets Donald or Ian to do all the work
• Someone finds his/her way around government regulations (2 drinks if it's Adam)
• Sally has a tragic personal crisis
• They are forced to look for a new head for the Mutual Fund
• Marty disagrees with the rest of the Overheads
• Marty tries to bribe someone (2 drinks if it's one of his kids)
• Someone has really bad hair (watch Ian & Ziggy)
• Chris picks on Ann
• Chris picks on Ziggy
• Chris acts like a jerk in general
• Marty is cocky
• Someone's vast wealth is mentioned
• Donald and his father have a "spat"
• Someone conducts a business meeting in a sauna (2 drinks if it's Adam)
• Someone plays pool
• A business meeting takes place in a bar
• Prostitution or prostitutes are mentioned
• You think that one or more of the characters are alcoholics
• Someone lives in a mansion
• Someone has dubious connections (2 drinks if it's an associate of Jack's)
• Sexual harassment is an issue
• Chris pretends he's Mr. Military Commander
• Grant stutters
• Grant decides to alter one of his computer programs
• Grant tells someone
• Marty has a trading war with McGrath
• The overheads take money from the trading floor to cover their losses
• Marty protests no. 109
• Niko and Chris are snarky towards each other
• Ziggy covers for Marty
• Someone wants into Ian's pants
• Paul just can't get any breaks
• Marty comes up with a new nickname for Niko (Freako, Sneako, etc...)
• Paul and Ian compete with one another
• Someone wants Ian
• Ziggy covers for Marty
• Sally is sad
• Phil Hoglund slags Sally