If you find yourself baffled or intrigued by the bizarre world of the Teletubbies, play this game. (Please note...if you are under age, please use milk or orange juice........ We do not want to encourage under age drinking.)

Drink whenever:

  • They say their names
  • They stand in a line from tallest to shortest
  • Po rides her scooter
  • Laa Laa plays with her ball
  • Dipsy wears his hat
  • Tinky Winky carries his bag
  • They giggle
  • The sun giggles
  • The sun rises
  • The sun sets
  • Something from a past show is repeated
  • Something that you already saw previously in the show is repeated
  • Their antennae glow
  • TV screens appear on their bellies
  • They say "eh-oh!" (HELLO!)
  • They say "uh oh"
  • They are commanded by the pinwheel thing.
  • You hear a disembodied man's voice
  • You hear a disembodied woman's voice
  • The Tubbies dance
  • The Tubbies repeat their dance
  • The Tubbies repeat what the narrator says
  • They wear "the skirt"
  • Dipsy doesn't want to wear the skirt
  • There are fake looking flowers
  • The flowers giggle
  • The flowers talk to the Tubbies
  • The Tubbies count to 4
  • Laa-Laa sings her "Laa-Laa" song
  • Laa-Laa squeals
  • Po whispers
  • The disembodied voice says "Time for Teletubbies"
  • "         "           "     "  "Time for Tubbie bye-bye"
  • "         "                 "  "Where have the Teletubbies Gone?"
  • A bunny hops into view (one drink per bunny)
  • The Tubbies run
  • The Tubbies stumble
  • The Tubbies say "big hug!"
  • The Tubbies do a big group hug
  • They repeat themselves
  • You hear the Teletubbies theme tune
  • The live-action kids segment is repeated
  • The Tubbies look overly happy
  • You wonder whose acid trip the show is
  • The Tubbies mumble unintelligibly
  • The Narrator explains what will happen next
  • The Tubbies bewilderedly do what the Narrator says
  • You see Noo Noo (the vacuum)
  • You are frightened
  • The Tubbies pop out of the hole in the astroturf dome
  • The Tubbies jump back into the hole in the astroturf dome
  • You see the zippers in the Teletubbie costumes
  • An item appears "from far away"
  • Something appears and entertains the Tubbies (the dancing bear, etc.)
  • You see the opening sequence
  • You see the closing sequence
  • You hear "one day, in Teletubbie land"
  • a Tubbie asks "wa's that?"
  • The Tubbies are polite
  • The Tubbies run over a hill at a quickened pace
  • The Tubbies fall over
  • The Tubbies look over-medicated
  • The Tubbies find something funny
  • You wonder if Noo Noo is really an old Dr. Who prop
  • Noo Noo cleans up
  • The Tubbies bump bellies
  • The shower head/telephone thingy appears out of the ground
  • A Tubbie says "again!"
  • The Tubbies are feeling happy
  • The Narrator uses Nursery rhyme rhythm to narrate the show
  • A Tubbie pops out from behind a hill and goes "boo!"
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