Drink whenever you see the following:
 

• Geri's ass is covered
• They wear less than 3" heels
• Victoria sings
• Victoria speaks
• Victoria smiles
• Mel B isn't her usual scary self
• Geri actually turns you on (both genders)
• Mel C wears sleeves
• Geri curtseys to the Queen
• Geri's breasts are covered
• Mel C wears a dress
• Mel B shows her legs
• Emma looks her age
• Geri's hair looks natural
• Everyone's clothes fit properly
• Their songs sound ORIGINAL
• They don't say "Girl Power" once in an appearance
• You have a Spice Free day!
• They appear without makeup, or in sweats

NOTE!!!! If you're worried about underage drinking, don't worry... these things will NEVER happen!