If anyone would like me to write a limerick about them, please e-mail me at lizord6@hotmail.com, telling me your first name and state where you live in ONLY (your city - if you want - could be helpful too .. up to you). MEN also invited!

__alovelylady30something
There was once a young Lynda from Minn.
Who thought that she would never sin
Until that fateful day
She asked Jake to play
And now Lynda walks around with a grin

_Petrina
There was once a lass from california
Petrina's her name, but I warn ya
You think she's so frail
But she's one sassy girl
She'll beat you without any formula

Anizzguy
There was once a Michael from Illinois
Who made Melia his wife jump for joy
But when Jake comes along
And sings her his song
Melia may leave Michael for the new boy

asgrim ^New
There once was a Jeanne from Quebec
Who didn't know that much about sex
And then one lovely night
Much to her heart's delight
She met Jake and said what the heck

BIG_JOE_DADDY
There was this guy from Virginia
Who wrote a limerick in linear
His words did the trick
We all got a big kick
Joe we didn't know you had it in ya

boredy
There once was a young miss from California
Who the lizord would want to warn ya
Jaqueline says she's very shy
But don't let those words fly
Cause around her neck she'll have worn ya

Brimore (Tracy)
There once was a girl called Brimore
Who knew how to dance and then more
Once you got on her bar
You couldn't go far
Cause that's what her bar is there for

Browneyes (Kitti)
There was once a lass named Kitti
Who no one ever thought was witty
But what do you know
She wrote like a pro
And now we look forward to her ditty

buddhagirl2 (DEBBIE)
There once was a girl named buddha
Who never did what she shoulda
She never wore a bra
So Jake could go far
With the buddha in the wood-a

Cat_Delli
There was once a young cat named Delli
Who was the apple of everyone's eye
Along came this guy
Whose name was slavi
So she told all the boys bye-bye!

Chilley
There once was a lady named Chilley
Who kept asking won't he or will he
The lizord he would stall
And he missed Chilley's call
Now Chilley is chilly with Jakey

Crispy1007
There once was a lady named Chris
Who went searching for heavenly bliss
She opened her site
It turned out alright
Cause Jake came along with a kiss

Darby
There was once this girl from Kentucky
Who thought that she would never be lucky
But then lo and behold
If the truth must be told
She met Jake and now she is just plain plucky

Desertrose
There is a young Californian named Wendy Ann
Who Jake tries to play as often as he can
But it's sad for me to say
She doesn't look his way
Now Jake is a very sad and lonely American

gimme_66
There was once a young lady named Tezer
Who wanted to talk to Jake about weather
When the talk turned to sex
She gave Jake a big hex
And that's how the lizord got to be here

Gr82get
There once was a young maiden from Toronto
Who always made Jake's heart stop and go
Jake tried to get cute
With this young beaut
Now when Jake invites she's a no-show

Hugow
There was once a South African named Hugo
Whose name I doubt that you would know
His pics made me smile
But after a short while
I got tired of seeing his logo

jnglktty
There once was a young lass named Sharon
Who fell in love with a certain lion
And the reason for that
You can bet your new hat
Was because the lizord wasn't even trying

jrul2_1999
It must have been about a year ago today
That the Lizord did come to Yahoo to play
And his first game ever
Was with someone so clever
It was Judi who made had make Jake stay

Katherine
There once was an Oklahoman name Katherine
Who suddenly appeared on Jake's screen
We sang our duet
The best duet yet
And now Katherine and Jake are a great team

Kiteskys
There once was a lady named Candy
Who treated everyone just dandy
When the lizord would pout
She would hear him out
Now Jake eats her up like candy

LadderFacts
There was once a Robert from Chicago
Who really had no where else to go
So he spends all his day
In a strange sort of way
So BG players will always be in the know

Law_Paws
There was once a young lass named Beth
Who was bothered by lizord the peth
Since she was a cop
And he did not stop
She placed the lizord under arreth

Lis13
There once was a young maiden from Australia
Who strived to become a good aviator
When Jake would often try
To make this young miss "fly"
She said "no thanks Jake, you're a failure"

maggie32198
There once was a lassie from north Ireland
Whom the lizord tried to get into his hand
But much to his surprise
When he looked into her eyes
She said "Jake, go back to your own land"

Marcos-00
There once was a young man from Brazil
Who thought he had the way and the will
He tried so hard to make
Himself a flirt like Jake
But at this time he's all alone still

mommyb4
There once was a gal named Barbara
Who never did want to go far
But alas and alack
Jake came from the back
And now Barbara is very popular

nancy125
There was once a young miss named Nancy
Whom the lizord at one time did fancy
But she told him one day
Just please go away
Now she doesn't give lizord a glance-y

Naomi_bee
There once was a lass called Naomi
Who didn't ever want to know me
But I "played" her last night
And gave her delight
And now she's trying to sue me

ob-rn
There was once a young lady named Hayley
Who liked to play backgammon fairly
But don't ask me how
With a young one in tow
How Hayley played backgammon daily

phun_phil
There once was a coloradian named Phil
Who could not swallow the bitter pill
He thought in his gizzord
He could flirt like the lizord
But to the gals he was going downhill

too_too_98
There once was a young lady named Ellyn
Who started to get Jake's heart a-swellin'
But although Jake he did try
To catch this pretty gal's eye
She told him he would not be her heaven

tulia77
There was once a young miss named Tulia
Who always thought she could fool ya
She tried to be rough
By sounding real tough
But everyone knows she's a jewel-ya''

Vikki & Maximillionaire
There was a Vikki from Oregon
Who lizord tried to get his paws on
But when apprised of the facts
Along came her husband Max
Now Jake walks around like a moron

Friends
Kitti's poems of love & forgiveness have made my heart beat faster
For love and kindness is all that matters that's all that we are after
Her words of love do inspire, her thoughts make you think
Where is the love we are after, how do I obtain that link
As corny as it may sound, as silly as it may appear
A lot of us will find that link, I do suppose .. right here
That's not to say that in our homes we don't have the love we seek
Just that it's so much fun, to be here throughout the week
With friends like Kitty and Chris, (not to forget the rest)
That's one of the reasons why, I like Yahoo the best

Knowing What You Have
What foolish beings, we mortals be, not seeing what is in front of our face
a gem to behold, that if it goes, nothing could ever take it's place
take not the one you adore for granted, but shower her with love
and let her know just how you feel, and hold her way up above
the petty fights that lovers have, that try to pull you apart
and tell her you really love her, and how she rules your heart
for nothing else in this life of ours, can equal the love you get
from someone who lives and dies for you, from the first day you met
just hold her tight against you, and bless the day she was born
and keep her in your soul forever, never let your heart be torn
for a love like this is a miracle, and remind yourself it is
and end every conversation with a giant hug and a big kiss
treasure what you have in your life, and never let her go
and tell her over and over again, that you love her so
tell her how she makes you feel, every time she is in sight
and never ever let her go and the rest of your days will be right

Home | Players Forum