One day when
I become Top Ten
I'll say the big word
I'm "King of the World"

I'll not play much
but I'll be in touch
Cause I'll start a new hobby
making fights in the lobby

I'll have a sh*t list
and start using my fist
I'll have excuses not to play
cause this is the Top Ten way

To those who’ll invite, I'll just say
"This is my last game for today",
"Will not play you any longer
cause you are a rank monger",
"I don't like your ladder name",
"You're not in the hall of fame"

I will install ICQ
and make a gang with very few
I will only play my friends
with whom chatting never ends
Free wins we'll exchange
and Top Ten will never change
I'll report from another account
to ensure my losses do not mount

If you attack me, I'll just say LOL
as if you are hitting the wall
If you accuse me, I'll deny
and act innocently and ask you WHY??

Later I'll counter attack
and make sure to move you back
to the lowest possible rank
because you are a "PANK"

I'll attack your personal life
Your lousy character and your wife
The way you walk
The way you talk
You’ll regret you ever attacked
Did you forget that I am BACKED?

Sooner or later you’ll stop your “CRAPS”
And all your lies will collapse
You’ll be kicked out of Case’s
then you’ll see the happy faces

When you leave, ladder is mine
and everything would be fine
We’ll celebrate and drink wine
Same Top Ten till 2009

Probably you’ll be back with another name
but be sure you’ll face the same
Because, as you know, even then
I’ll surely be a Top Ten

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By writing this I guarantee
A Top Ten I will never be ;-)
I don't mean to offend at all
This is meant to make you LOL
I hope Top 10 will still play me
And not use this to attack me

P.S. I don't mean to offend anybody with this. It's just a joke.

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