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If you have any funny backgammon stories you wish to
share them with others, please email them to ladderfacts@email
.com so I can add them to this page.Lobby
- Fighting was too hot in the lobby when a new
player popped in and said "Hi, I'm new to
ladder". The quickest answer was
"Welcome to hell".
New Players
- A new player asked me when I refused to play a
1-point match, if he has to report twice if we
played a 2-points match.
Non-Ladder Players
- A player entered my table. I asked "LN
?". He said "Istanbul". I asked
"Is that your ladder name?". He said
"No, nick name". I checked for
"Istanbul" and found a player by that
name, so I started the game. I noticed he was
away for 12.6 days, so I asked him about it. He
said "I was surfing the net. How did you
know I was away?". I said "From Case's
Statistics." He said "Oh!!". I won
the game, and just before I removed the last pip,
I told him not to forget to report. He said
"I dont understand." I asked
"What you dont understand? You lost,
so go and report please." After explaining
what reporting is and what ladder is and what
Case's Ladder is, I understood he was not a
Ladder Player after all. (Tafello, Apr 1999)
- When I told a non-ladder player that I only play
with ladder players, his answer was "Who do
you think you are???? You are a racist and a
discriminator!!!!".
- A player entered my table and after I said
"Hi", I asked him "LG?", he
replied "Yes". I asked "What's
your LN?", no answer, "What's your
Ladder Name??" I asked again. The answer
came "What's a ladder name????".
Seats
- A player insisted on changing seats because he
liked to play on the white seat where he always
wins. As I looked at his match history, I
realized that he must have sat on the red seat
75% of his previous matches.
- Another player asked to change seats to red, as
red is his lucky seat. I won that match a
backgammon. I wonder what would have been the
result if he took the white seat!!!!
- A player asked me to sit at the top seat because
he will be confused if he sits there.
Challenges
- An unknown player to me came to my table and said
"Let's see now how good you are". I
checked his name and discovered that his rank was
2,300+, he played only 3 matches and lost 2 of
them.
Doubling
- I was playing a 1 point match with someone, and
early in the game, when neither of us had an
advantage he doubled me...I said, "Double!
do I accept??? of course I accept, what have I
got to lose, it's only a 1 point match"...
The game goes on and we are neck and neck,
doubles could take it either way, he's 1 pip
behind, so I say "just for fun" and
double him... He complained and said that I was
unfair and preceeded to refuse the double!!! (Vikki,
Mar 1999)
- A player doubled me in a 1-point match when I was
clearly winning. When I asked him "Why did
you do that??", he answered "Most of
the time I double, my luck changes".
- A player always uses the cube as soon as we start
a 2-points match. When I told him "This is
the last time I'm going to play you", his
answer was "So, this is the last time I'm
going to beat you."
- A player doubled me in a 1-point match. When I
asked him "WHY???", he said "To
have more suspense!!!".
Loosing & Reporting
- Little_red_crab won a match, went and posted a
loss, then said after in the lobby "force of
habit, well anyone care for a game, even if you
lose you win?? LOL"
- A player asked me to leave my table after I lost
the match, because, as he said, the looser
usually leaves the table to the winner.
- A player refused to report his loss because I
didn't say "Ladder Game" before
starting the match. He said half of the players
he played before didn't report for this same
reason.
- A player put a comment on his loss report
"JERK" and when I checked his matches
history, I found the same comment for all other
losses reported by him, as well as a comment by
one player on him "Bad Attitude" and
another player "Crazy".
- Trying to apply the new rules of using same
ladder name in Yahoo! ladder room, my opponent
said "Are you trying to use this as an
excuse not to report your loss??", although
we didn't even start the game yet!!!
New Yahoo! Ladder
- After the new Yahoo! Ladder started, a player
came to my table called tzoufas and said "LN
same", my answer was "Who
cares??!!". (Bloopansy, Apr 1999)
- When the Yahoo! Ladder started, I asked
browneyes, while playing a game with her,
"So, how do you find the new ladder?",
another player sitting with us at the table
answered me by giving me the Ladder URL address. (TBeiruty,
Apr 1999)
Yahoo! Ladder ANON (Compiled by
LadderFacts, Aug 1999)
On August 1, 1999, Everest room had 74 players
including 59 anon. 12 anon were playing with other anon
or known players. Some of what they were saying:
- I'm not a fukin anon.
- Check in is now open, please check in promptly
and come to open room 1 now.
- Anybody who is not an anon is a traitor.
- Is yahoo resetting today?
- The biggest guessing game on the net now begun.
- The invasion of the anons.
- KILL ALL NON ANON.
- I am running for president, vote for anon.
- We are all cloned from mother anon.
- About time we started a club.
- Time for our anon meeting.
- Looking for another anon, can't remember her
number though.
- Hello to all anons.
- I don't want to be a damn anon.
- Let us start anon's revolution.
- MY BROTHERS I have been looking for my long lost
anon family and I have found you.
- Any anon care to play?
- Does yahoo know about this??
- Does anyone care?
- Does yahoo know anything?
- They will announce something soon I guess.
- Anyone for Case's game??
- Yahoo sent me an email your ID has been now
terminated, you will now be an anon for ever
sucker.
- This is too confusing.
- Case's on table 6.
- Case's on table 324598799.
- Ladder name = anon.
- Anonnized!!!!
- I will name my first born ANON.
- Hey best is I really live in Leb anon.
- Forgotten my number, here it is lol.
- Bandit max.
- Game anyone.
- Helllloooo bandit max.
- Yea right.
- Official email from yahoo, all IDs that got lost
will unfortunately not be restored.
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