Wonder who woodys_lightning could be? Calling out in the lobby to woody five times. Saying "I LOVE YOU WOODY" PLEASE LOVE ME BACK!
Then we saw ette2 asking woody if he would like to chase her around the table! Woody wouldn’t do that, would he? Maybe he would if a woodchuck would!
Was that herbanana aka anna in a 100 point match with be2knot in open room1? Could she have yet another "teacher"? lol
And while we are at it, someone saw panionios79 and pianodulce meeting in mckinley all alone at a table not playing. Hmmmm
Was that bart_3258 telling reallybeautiful aka taylor that he loved her very much and that "he has never felt this way before with no_one". He also told lobby that he has "dibs" on taylor for the next 50 years! Karaali seems to be following her around all the time where ever she goes?? Don’t know where jamie007 fits in all this? But whatever perfume that is she is wearing, I want to get me some!
What's with chillens aka shelly and bluej656 almost 20% of his games are with her! hmm
Browneyes_smilling aka kitty wants to know if TANYA misses her or is it just the fact that I can't find her! Neither browneyes, what the heck would I do with you! lol
Mow seems to be bored with this part of my column. He calls it "TANYA’S modern romance". Says "I have a prince charming fixation!" (he also went on to say " you gotta cyber with toads to find out who are the rats! Hope springs eternal! Good luck girls!") I guess he doesn’t like the girl stuff! LOL

CYBER WHAT??

Well I hear (from a certain person) that big cyber sex fight in lobby all started because wolfeyes was declined a game by black_orchid aka lilly (says she didn’t get her im’s). So wolfie got mad and called her all kinds of names and said she had cyber sex for rungs! Well black_orchid says she doesn’t cyber for rungs. She say she "cybers" because she likes it! LOL Though I imagine that the "temporary blood displacement" she causes her opponent, helps her game some!

GENDER BENDER! …

I got the funniest letter from baby_hotrocks! She told me she found it hilarious that I called her a "busy boy" in my last column. She said that her mother was very disappointed to learn after all these years that her eldest was a boy. And baby_hotrocks is still searching for the doctors that delivered all of her children as they seem to have mistaken her for a female! But she did want to thank me for making her day and giving her a purpose in yahoo life! She said she would from this day forward do what she could to make this column even more interesting! oops!

Then I got a letter from stumpyb (this is the one I called a busy boy), she said that she was quite amused and flattered that someone has taken time to notice her, but she would have been more flattered had she been noticed as a woman! And she is happily married with two grown sons. Oops! Oops!

I got a funny letter from cami aka ??? about Tanya the aerobics instructor! Like I said in my horoscope section " if God wanted us to touch our toes he would have put them on our knees!" too funny cami still laffin!

I got a letter from boredgirl saying I must really be bored, for not mentioning more people in my column. Not that I wouldn’t love to! You guys email me the names and info and I will mention them with pleasure!

UNDER FIRE!

Well it seems like everyone got pissed off at poor I_luvtoplay_bg aka lynn. Belechere aka diane because she laughed at her and refused to protect table, diane calling her stupid and childish and an over grown woman! Gammonmaster99 aka rasmas for kicking him out of tourney and sending him an im saying (HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE OUTTTTT!) . And qwerrk had his say too! Guess they won't be voting her the most "fun and friendly" player this month! Jakobsladder said he thinks they should all grow up!

WHO’S SORRY NOW?…

Then everyone started apologizing! Gammonmaster made a clean sweep! He apologized to hopdevil aka faz, cat_delli aka delchina and I_luvtoplay_bg. (she would have none of it!). Well accretiacat was totally pissed off at gammonmaster's apology to delli and started ranking on its sincerity. Then many posts to follow from many people saying that his apology was good. But best of all was the poignant post by cat_delli made to accretiacat, simple but filled with so much sincerity and substance! Good work again delli.(all should read it, post 5832). Then acretiacat showed his integrity and apologized to delli.

SPAMMING IT UP!…

My goodness ynelgo aka Justin how many hits did you take??? Love your prose! Can't wait till I find out how it ends! Does Fredina die in the end? No No don’t tell me!
(all this couldn’t be just to annoy Robert Andrews for deleting your post could it??)

Vineman200 aka mike thinks fancypants and petrina should work up an act together. He already wants to give them an award for their "one liners"!

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!…

I got a letter from x22ray aka ahhh_freakout offering a $100.00 reward for whoever can tell him who "makes_me_wonder" is. Hope he’s not armed and dangerous!

TID BITS…

It looks like lampuka aka paolo and ynelgo have mended fences! Gonna be awful quiet around here! Naaaaaaaaaaw lamp will find someone else fun to hate!

Garfieldcat has posted her photo and has coffee waiting for anyone who wants to see it!

Wow where did your hubby get those specs ?? trippy!

Well everyone was asked to list who they think are the most skilled players. Good going qwerrrk! He listed himself ten times!!! Oops wrong qwerrk!

Scribner posted a thank you to gammonmaster99 in ladderfacts. And accretiacat accused her of ass kissing! Boy did she open a "can of clios"! She was so insulted it seemed like the fighting went back and forth between the two of them for ever!

Wolfeyes says to be careful about playing cases games in open room1! Says you might end up on Tanya’s page like her and jakob!

Nylaborman aka rich says TANYA doesn’t get out much. Where are ya gonna take me rich???

Mango was giving free wins out last Monday the 27^th between 2:30 and 3:30 ! his records checked out ! he lost eight straight!

Thanks for the nice letter from movinon44 aka fred. He was pleased with his birthday greeting and commented on how much he liked this column. Thanks fred!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY to king_cobra3 September 22 and paulfrangie September 28.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to debdeb_96 October 12.

THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO TANTALIZE YOU WITH THIS TIME!

TA TA ! TANYA

Tanya loves tattle tales! Please send any tidbits of news and gossip to me at mailtanya@mail.com (all names annonymous of course!) so we can keep this page going. Thank you…

Tanya's Tidbits will be posted every other Saturday, until the gossip starts pooring in, then it will be a weekly column.

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