Is kmaster meeting ette2 in Vegas for four days? You bet! They are there now! It surely can't be a secret as she advertised it in her profile! Will lightning_de aka woody get his heart broken? (she sent email to Tanya that when he chased her around the table "he caught her"!). I wonder if she is as possessive of kmaster as she is woody??
As for lightning_de I got a letter saying that he and karaali aka sabah are the two young studs of the lobby. All the girls are in love with woody but it seems he has eyes only for voluptuous_lady_99 aka tina. When he sees her in the lobby, he sends her all kinds of messages and she does the same! Now talk about a busy boy! LOL
Was that chillens aka shelly calling out to johnny_law in lobby saying, "WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME? WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE ME BACK? WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER MY CALLS??? Well it sure was! I saw it with my own eyes!
And who is buffetts_honey_bunny also calling out to buffet aka jeff in lobby of tourney, saying, "I THINK I'M IN LOVE!" buffet answering "I lost the match, but won the honey_bunny". Then buffets_honey bunny saying, "when you are in love you get that special feeling in your stomach!" and buffets reply to that was "I’m not taking you out for Mexican food any more! LOL

CYBER MANIA !…

Was that percy aka percy giving players "up" games? Cutetush aka nina and voluptuous_lady_99 aka tina were cybering poor percy, they were driving him wild, (he loved every minute of it!) At one point tina was sitting on his lap while nina cybered. You guessed it! Both girls won fair and square! As there were others in the room anizzguy aka Michael and troubletom I’m sure it was all in fun!

Wow! It seems like belechere aka diane has as much gossip in her post in ladderfacts as TANYA ! (we need to talk girlfriend!). "Panties To the Monitor" referring to woody (it looks like he is living up to his name). lol diane says mr_ranz aka blair_white was cybering in everest today. She says sonsi_face should make new friends. Oh my!

People are wondering what happened to black_orchid aka lilly. She hasn’t been seen since the cyber sex scandal broke loose!

RIGHT ON TARGET !…

We all wonder who ohio_u_courtstreetshufflers aka mike is aiming that parody "Tuesdays games"at? I bet he would have a lot of volunteers for a target!

Volupuous_lady and groovygirl aka lu lu have a rumor going around in the lobby as to who is the biggest flirt! Most of the men think it is a tie.

Pjlady wanted to know if we have checked out troubletom's photo in ladderfacts. She says he is "hot" what a looker! He had to quit ladder, it was interfering with his work and home life. He still pops in every once in a while for a game or two. He will surely be missed . right girls?

BIRDS OF A FEATHER !…

Speaking of photos! Have you seen the glamour shots in ladderfacts photo section of browneyes_smiling aka kitty? Wow!! come on browneyes, you can tell us. What are you wearing besides those pearls and feathers? LOL Nice pics.

TEMPERS FLARE!…

And hopdevil is hopping mad again! He told j_ustice aka brettlynn aka Sandra to get a life and called her a brettlynnshitfacetatoedassjustanaivegirllmaooooooooo ! Problem is she can't pronounce it! That’s an awfully big word hop! Now emmy and magie32198 aka Kelly_bingo are hopping on hoppy!

Joe_pucek says "the ones who get offended when you don’t say gg or nr when playing, are the females/or fairly new to bg" "sez joe" well buddhagirl2 aka deb thought that was a cheap shot! "sez Buddha" she says in her experience it is the men who "act like asses over win/loss of games/matches!"

Belechere aka diane asked voluptuous_lady aka tina if she was a man, assuming that using a name like that would get up games. Tina’s response to that was "that her 38dd cup bra size was proves that she is female! Then tina asked beleshere if vomit or puke would be suitable for her since it matches the name she uses now! Yuk!

If you ask me, fancy_pants says it best! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ! lol

I think buffet aka jeff has a poison apple for someone!! LOL now the trick is to get her to eat it! I guess he will have to put one at every table she usually camps out at about seven of them!

TID BITS! …

Double-phenom aka carl says he has cheated on the ladder but it doesn’t count because he did it under his other names! LOL querrk thinks he is just a bottom feeder!

Bball_rob is mad because he isn’t leading in the most rude and only got one vote!

Goldmine said he would oblige him with a vote!

Mow wants to wash fancy_pants hair.

King_cobra3 said "hickies, grouping, and Wesson oil in the middle of a football field at midnight could help maggie32198 aka Kelly_bingo". She says she has been there done that! She has six kids!

Someone posted in ladderfacts that "paulfranfie was a Big fat cheater!" And paulfrangie’s answer was "how did you know I was fat! LOL

Fancy_pants wants to keep pet in turkeys! Or does she want a pet turkey? Can’t remember!

E=MC2 !…

Aliendoom says he has the dice down to a science. Skillful rolling important and he has the formula! He also says if Einstein lived long enough to log into yahoo he would rip up his diploma and become a market cashier! He also says that yahoo hasn’t rolled sevens yet but is close to it! Do the math doom!!!!!!! lol

WHAT’S IN NAME !…

Check out some of these names used in the ladder. lol
Reallybeautiful, stunning, cutetush, beautiful-melissa, sex-mama, web_mistress, voluptuous_lady, hot_love_3some! Are these to get "ups" or "men"? (or to get men up?)
So what will they do when they get up there and don’t want everyone asking them for games! Will they change their names to f—king_ugly, lard_ass, fat_and-flabby, oinker, long_of_tooth, thunder_thighs, web_hag, or lousy_lay???

I got a nice greeting from crispy saying just because she isn’t on line much doesn’t mean she is forgotten.

I got a letter from Samantha_321 aka sam saying that she has been reading up on the news and it is the funniest, that she loves it and to keep it up! Thanks sam!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY to crispy1007 October 7.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to reallybeautiful & ette2_99 October 17 and Ohio_U_Courtstreetshufflers October 27.

THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO TANTALIZE YOU WITH THIS TIME!

TA TA ! TANYA

HOWEVER I HAVE A WONDERFUL TREAT FOR YOU ! THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

"Midsummer Nitemare"
by merlin_the_wizard_1

"Do you Merlin, take Tanya, to be your lawful wedded wife?" Huh? I replied? This has got to be a joke! No, Merlin! It is not Pierre said and by the way thank you for asking me to be your best man. What? Best man? No way! Yes way, Tanya said sharply, now let's get on with this, I have a column to get out and this will make a great story! Now come on Lizord and get on with the proceedings! What! Lizord's the minister? Yeah Wiz, couldn't win past the first round of the tourneys so I thought there'd be a great turnout of women here and so I said, what the heck! So let's proceed…. No wait a sec. Wait for what, Merlin? Pierre said. Well this can't be real, I replied. Of course it is, I mean look who all showed up for this blessed event, Pierre said smiling.
I mean all my ex-wives didn't make it (thank god) but there's Munsox, he's one of the ushers. Hey merlin, go Sox and a little advice, like Backgammon, marriage can be a cruel game too! Oh wonderful, I replied but… and there's Pac, splendid in that purple tux you ordered, Congrats Merlin, Pac said with that Bostonian accent and listen if you got time later, I've got this doubles tourney coming up and…

And of course what wedding party wouldn't be complete as you last usher Togos is making sure that all of the guests are seated properly and this thing gets started on time. "I don't want this to start on time" I replied. Ahh and such beautiful bridesmaids, as Pierre pointed out to lisaleasah. Oh Lisa, thank goodness you're here, help me out of this. <THWAPP> quit stalling Merlin, you know there's a 10 minute rule here. 15 minutes if you go by my clock Herbanana yelled out from the crowd!

Pierre pointed down the aisle and said and there's the lovely Calico Kitty. Oh thank goodness Kitty, maybe you can make some sense of this. Sure can Merlin, she replied according to Cases rule number 359 this marriage can only occur in Open room 2, so I'm afraid, it's gotta be moved.

Hi Tee, Pierre yelled out! What a lovely maid of honor. Phew, I said, Tee help me out here. Hi Merlin! I am going to help you, as a wedding gift I've decided to hold a T&MM Tournament! What's that? I asked. Well it stands for Tanya & Merlin Marriage Tournament, I figure a 1 point match per round and the players can show up as various wedding gifts using part of their ladder names of course! This isn't fair, I said. "you're right Merlin, it isn't!" Oh thank goodness, Iluvtoplay_bg! So good to see you! Yep, she said the way I see it, Cases states that Tanya, should have been asked first whether or not she takes you to be her lawful, wedded husband and not the way Lizord did it by asking you first!

But, but, I don't wanna be married…. Hey bud,,,, you still da best! Be2, so good to see you. Yeah this is a great event Bud! Uh, Anna, match after this?

"We want an up" We want an up" the crowd was getting restless. What's that suppose to mean, I said. Buddhagirl2 replied, "Probably what the Bride is going to be asking for on the honeymoon! And I bet she's hoping that you're well rung! HA HA HA, real funny, and Kiteskys quit lolololololololo.o.hahahahahahahahahahahaha…can't help it Merlin, that's just too funny she said lol hysterically!

"Come on Merlin" get on with it, my thongs getting tighter waiting for this to get done! Oh thanks Hoosier, big help you are.

Wow, that's odd? What's that Pierre said. Boredy isn't here? Oh yeah, well she's out having a latte at the sidewalk café! Pierre, replied.

Wait, wait , wait! Hold on Lizord, stop the proceedings, Texas Allie, Texas Dolphin yelled out. Oh wow, thank goodness you two are here, Phew……. "Lizord can we spam just a second?" Sure Allie and Dolphin, Lizord replied!
MERLIN THINKS THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE JUST MAGIC! MERLIN, THINKS THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE JUST MAGIC! MERLIN, THINKS THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE JUST MAGIC!

Enough already! I screamed! Wait, there's my friend Pan. Pan can you help me here. Hi my friend, Pan responded, I'm just glad it is you and not me!" Thanks Pan! Listen Sweetheart, Tanya spoke up, I've got a deadline to make and…

Yes Merlin, this dress cost me $75 ladderbux Cat_delli cried out and it is too costly. "We want pairings, we want pairings, where are the pairings?" Allie, give it a rest will ya! I yelled! Someone, make some sense of this please, I pleaded. Strgzr and SKG, you're ladder ops help me out. Well Merlin, if you hadn't played turnabout, this would have never happened and turnabout is fair play.

Swell, I said. Why is Belechere screaming like that? Pierre replied, she wants this to hurry up and be done with, Merlin.

Bon, skywatch? Can you help me out here? Bon, replied… look I negotiated the catering for you what more do you want? Really? What are we having I asked? Well, chef, buffett and steak and cheese came up with a great main course skywatch shouted. What? I asked…. magic chef frozen dinners geaum2 and Jannie replied.

<THWAPP> get on with it Merley, quit stalling, lisaleasah piped out. "Yeah, WE WANT PAIRINGS, WE WANT PAIRINGS, the crowd yelled out!

"Come on, who's next? Get this %^$#!@$%##&#@!%%^ wedding over with, bigdaddysandler and wallyruss yelled out!

Wait! Where's my wand? <SNAP> oops sorry Merlin, __Tee__ said, looks like geniusq stepped on it when you accepted his double. Oh great, I replied. No problem, Tee said, " gammonmaster, bloodgammon, ayverdi and carniverousbunny are at this very moment putting it back together for you!" Oh that's reassuring I replied.

Can anyone help me here? I cried. "Want me to toast them for you Merlin?" Dragonhearti, please do, I said. "Got a match under that pointed hat of yours?" Uh, well uh, no I don't….too bad no fire, no toast!

Come on Merlin, hurry it up will ya, gimmeinherpartydress said. Yes Merlin, it's time lizord looked down solemnly, let's proceed… Do you, Merlin on this day, take Tanya as your bride to go make hay?

I,I,I…………………………….merlin, merlin? Merlin? MERLIN! Wake up! You're holding up the match! Uh, uh, nr, I mean gg, I mean gm, ………….gl the rest of the way!

Dedicated to all those whom have shared their good company with me! Thank you!

merlin_the_wizard_1

Tanya loves tattle tales! Please send any tidbits of news and gossip to me at mailtanya@mail.com (all names annonymous of course!) so we can keep this page going. Thank you…

Tanya's Tidbits will be posted every other Saturday, until the gossip starts pooring in, then it will be a weekly column.

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