And it looks like sparks were flying in lobby with boot_u_too aka raffy and mach2002 Boy! how "lovey dovey" was that!
Are aliendoom aka takis and groovy_girl aka lulu really an item like he says in one of his articles? Guess I was the last to know! LOL
And roses_of_roses aka susan is really spreading herself around these days. I hear that crooko61 aka Adrian celebrated y2k in Australia with her. Well we don’t have to ask whom crooko_is_mine_4_ever is do we? So he must be the one in Hong Kong they were talking about since bbyng didn’t even know about her arrival!
Well doodah aka russ met up with maggiemae and had dinner with her. He says she is extremely nice and there was no lovey stuff, just two business people getting together for a meal.
That was a pretty sizzling cyber strip dance that ette aka Ronnie was doing with Johnny_vagas in everest lobby! She even reached down his pants and took off his thong and tossed it to trishthedish. After it was over the two of them quietly sneaking away naked as bald eagles. Well it was all in fun and everyone enjoyed the show!
Got a letter from darby saying she "loves the new ‘personals’ especially the one from bmwjhawk aka brian", but she thinks he should change his profile, it says "single not looking".
So who is this "Kathy" that is so hot for hugger1400 aka vince? Is there something you aren’t telling us hugger???

OOPS!!!!

Well it looks like I did it again!! I sure took the "ouch" out of that ouch!, in that article about too_hot_to_handle. It's not has_booted aka martin that is really too_hot_to_handle it is has_been_booted aka dana! "Too funny Tanya lol " says dana "I bet that was a surprise to martin!" (Sorry martin, Tanya owes you one!) Now who the heck is leo and corpus_Christi?????

NO MINORS ALLOWED !…

It seems bbrob aka top_ten_cheat aka bigdaddy_sandler still can't get into yahoo! (He falsified his id saying he was only 10 years old! LOL) They say he is too young and needs his parent’s permission! So now he is looking for a mommy! Any takers? Dana said he would be his daddy!

TURN OFF THE TAP!…

Has qwerrk aka thomas’s vocabulary really been reduced to three words?? "drip drip drip." Geez! Lampuka ala paolo and lovnrckets aka marc look what you have done to that poor guy!! Well at least he makes an easy read if not a boring one. (Maybe it’s that pumpkin soup?) bg_party_girl is sick to death of it! And belechere agrees!

YAHOO MEN SUCK CLUB SPEAKS OUT!

Ok here is the gist of what they sent me! They claim that most of the top ten women are really men pretending to be women! Their biggest target is rob aka top_ten_cheat aka id_once_deactivated_again. They say it took their best and most experienced women, working 24/7 but they confirmed that he is actually a 90-year-old woman living in a state institution who was badly treated by both parents and an Asian nanny. They highly recommend everyone to ignore him/her less he/she becomes violent! They go on to say that "women hater" star_venus aka bob is really italionstallian who has just been put in top 10 by stumpy aka stephie, who is the love of his life! (Ya right! Is anyone buying this stuff?? LOL).

Anyway they go on to say that if anyone cares to be a member of the Yahoo Men Suck Club to notify them at yah_men_suk_666@yahoo.com

THE ART OF FLIRTING!

By Ette2 …

Tanya sweetie:

AS FOR THE OLDER guys aka smitty_xxx, chimone etc. going after the younger ladies …. These guys are amazing flirts and heck the ladies should be honored.

Flirting is an art and should be practiced as much as possible. Flirting is not cybering …. I’m one of the best flirts on the mountain and these guys are favorite targets of mine as well …. They flirt back… woohooooo old dogs can teach new tricks. Yumm

OH and my job is Rocker scientist (organic Chemist is just my education) . lol thanks for the write up. Maybe Mr. Right is out there and reads your column.

And if you see yahoo_patrol tell him thanks for the flowers. I might give him a second look.

Keep up the good job….

Ronnie-Ette

SHADOW BOXING! …

It always amazes me how fast word gets to me when groovy-girl aka lu lu goes into a malicious frenzy at the mere mention of the name Tanya in the lobby! (I hear this time she even called me a "Ho!") lol And was accusing Tanya of copying their ezine. Which I find staggering! Considering the fact that "Tanya’s gossip" has been in print for over a year and a half and the format has never been altered! (With the exception of the ladder love link "Personals" that came out before their first issue was ever published!).

What astonishes me the most is that she is fighting with herself! I’m not even there during her tirades! I have never even met or spoken to her. Nor have I ever maligned or said a derogatory word about their ezine! In fact I have only wished it well. (Ok I have printed a paragraph or two to defend myself against groovy’s malevolence). Tanya will never be a "door mat! (However I have never used foul language or rude words. Mostly tongue-in-cheek)

Does Tanya claim to be a journalist? No way!
Does Tanya claim to be a great writer? Hell No!
Does Tanya claim to be a perfect speller? Nope!
Do any of her 500+ readers (with the exception of 1) even care? Nope!
Has Tanya ever solicited any player to compare, defend or mention her name? Never!
Is this just a "Gossip Rag" and Tanya writes about the gossip? Yep!
Does Tanya wish takis and groovy’s ezine well? Yep! Does she really mean it? You bet!

So groovy dear take care of those articles you write for your ezine. I’m sure Mr. Pulitzer is looking for you at this very moment!

TID BITS!…

Gammonmaster aka rasmus says the staff at GamesGrid listens in on private conversations between two players. Wow! I bet that would happen only once at Yahoo! Would they ever get an earful! They would be blushing so bad that they would never come back lol! He also says that the players at Yahoo are much nicer and friendlier then at GamesGrid. Here Here! Ras

Belechere aka Dianne was riding anizzguy like a "stolen bronco" and wouldn’t let up! She said "he was cheating with top ten and still got f__ked! He said his heart was in the right place and he was only trying to clean up the ladder! hmmm Those are the exact same words that double_phenom aka carl spewed!

Still pobl problems and still no comment from coolguymd. Do like everyone else does coolguy! Just tell them the "check is in the mail"! hee hee

Accretiacat aka steve says "he is really sick of doodoo aka russ". And we can all see that lovnrckets aka marc is really working his nerves!

Xeno_internet_destroyer says he is a hacker and is going to blow up groovy’s site! (As if!) He says the hidden links are Skelton, Dragon, Contact Yahoo. Xenocide_icq@hackersunderground.com he says he wants everyone to use it on whoever they like! (Did anyone get any of this? Way over my head!)

LADDER_LOVE_LINKS… personals..

Sharonm_99.. lives in Canada_Newfoundland.. And works as an administrator for a cable communication co. Likes backgammon, reading and gourmet cooking. She is honest and caring and puts others before her. When someone gets the best of her she is "soft as shit" then loses her temper. She sees value in everything she does especially relationships. The right man for must #1 have a cute butt. #2 must look good in a baseball cap. #3 have an income. He must be deep, sentimental, romantic and take long walks on the beach. He must love kids and have a great sense of humor.

Ltlars1958 aka david-scott-lars.. lives in Arizona .. Works at State Prison as a Gang Coordinator and Tactical commander.. He like motorcycle riding, cooking (loves to eat) and enjoys reading.. He says he is too hard on himself and expects total commitment. Honor truth and glory mean a lot to him! He enjoys high peaks and low valleys, middle means nothing to him. He is looking for a pioneer woman (not many around anymore). Must be hard on the outside and soft on the inside.. Must love children.. Must be the proctor of the family.. Sensible, honest, caring loving.

Please send your personals to Tanya in case I miss you for an interview so we can post it in the next issue. Thank You.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to zamora1934 July 6, _big_hoosier July 8, cindylbw July 12, sammy1507 July 14 and dutch_be July 16.

THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO TANTALIZE YOU WITH THIS TIME!

Tanya loves tattle tales! Please send any tidbits of news and gossip to me at mailtanya@mail.com (all names annonymous of course!) so we can keep this page going. Thank you…

Tanya's Tidbits will be posted every other week, until the gossip starts pooring in, then it will be a weekly column.

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