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Hey........
Bonjourno everybody!
This is a Brak
And it's time for....
LEARNING TO TALK ITALIAN

ONE TWO THREE FOUR

I am a ballerina. I am six years old.
These are my shoes.
Last week, I got to be in a recital.
My class did the bunny dance.
And guess what?
I got to be the lead bunny!
Madame Helga, my teacher, taught me how to hop out on stage.
All the bunnies hopped right behind me.
We had big ears and fuzzy tails.
On the night of the recital, my mom put lipstick and rouge on all the bunnies.
Even the boys! It was funny.
Brak: That's so funny! um...what did you say?
When we went to do the dance, I started hopping before the music.
I was the only bunny on the stage!
Madame Helga was yelling and waving her arms.
All the other bunnies hopped out on stage to get away from Madame Helga.
Zorak: Madame Helga...ruff! ruff!
After the recital, my mom and dad gave me a trophy with a ballerina on it.
But they won't let me go back to Madame Helga's class.
The end.
Space Ghost: What a sappy little story that was....
Zorak: Do you think Madame Helga is....uh...available?
Space Ghost: Available...for what?!
Zorak: Oh, you know.
A little of this, a little of that.
Space Ghost: Oh yeah. Right!
I'm guessing that Madame Helga just sites by the phone,
hoping and praying that a conniving little green INSECT will give her a jingle!
Zorak: Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Hmmmmmmmmmm

Once upon, Once I had this dream, that I went to Earth.
And I was walking down this street
And this woman came up to me and said
"I lost my dog!"
And I said, "I don't, do I look like a dog?"
She said, "No, but I lost a dog!"
And I said, "Well I really feel for ya lady, but you know what can I do? I'm not a dog catcher or anything!"
And she said, "Well you gotta help me find my dog!"
And I said, "She's over there."
And pointed in a direction just to get rid of her.
She said, "Thank you very kindly."
And then walked off
And I never saw her again
And I woke up.

When I was in the school in the yearbook
I was voted, most likely to forget what he was voted.
One kid wrote in my yearbook.
Dear Brak.
Don't ever change...dot dot dot
Your underwear!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Ohhhh. Oh boy! hee hee hee
Ohhhh!

That's disgusting! Zorak spit copier toner all over the place! Ewwww! Look! Another page! Get the boss man on the horn! Why does BRAK!!!!! get ANOTHER page? Everybody loves Brak!

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Why does he have his own homepage?
Zorak: Why? Because we loathe you....

Got MORE problems? I'm STILL listening.
Another page of joy? Zorak?.
How do you do it?

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