COOKING WITH BRAK!

BRAK

HELLO.....
TODAY WE WILL BE COOKING
ONE OF MY FAVORITE DISHES:

Hey people!!!!!!!
Plug in the blender, break out the can opener and pre-heat your oven!
(and if you're smart, you'll get your stomach pump too...)
Because now it's time for....

Cooking
with
BRAK!
The other day I was sitting around eatin' my cereal
And I thought, "This isn't as good as Space Ghost Coast to Coast"
It doesn't have the vitamins and minerals and nutrients that most episodes of Space Ghost Coast to Coast has.
Why am I eatin' this stuff?
Watch Space Ghost Coast to Coast
It's better than cereal.
Friday at Midnight on the one and only Cartoon Network.
Zorak:
Hey Brak...
How much do you tip?
Brak:
Oh I can usually go about 30 degrees.
Any more than that and I fall right on my head !
 Space Ghost:
Zorak means, how much gratuity do you leave?
At a restaurant?
Brak:
Like I said, I'll go about 30 degrees.
Then boom!
Over I go!
 Zorak:
I like to leave 20% percent if the service is excellent.
And 15% if it's just average.
And if the service is really lousy, I set off a stink bomb and run.

What? You're still hungry?
Then onto the MAIN COURSE!!
COOKING with BRAK!

I think I'm lost! I live up there! I think I want to go back to BRAK!!!!
Zorak drinking coffee
That's disgusting! Zorak spit copier toner all over the place! Ewwww! Look! Another page! Get the boss man on the horn! Why does BRAK!!!!! get ANOTHER page? Everybody loves Brak!
Got a problem? I'm listening. Visit my bestest buddy Zorak with Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Why does he have his own homepage?
Zorak: Why? Because we loathe you....
Got MORE problems? I'm STILL listening.
Another page of joy? Zorak?.
How do you do it?

Zorak: C'mon kiddies. Keep in touch!
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