ALL HAIL BRAK!
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HEY!!!! I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!!
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Has anyone seen my baloney sandwich?
Hi! My name is Brak!
I used to be an evil space pirate and enemy of Space Ghost.
Now I'm reformed... You wish!
One minute I was just a happy space pirate, looting and pillaging,
and then
POOF!
I'm as dumb as a doornail.
Anyways...
You can catch me daily on Cartoon Planet on the Cartoon Network.
I am the STAR of the show.
I know it. You know it. I know it. You know it. I know it. You know it.
I also make cameo appearances on Space Ghost: Coast to Coast .
So this page is devoted to me!!!! And I deserve it. Everybody loves Brak!
After that little run in with that piranha-myte, my computer skills as well as intellectual skills have been slightly short of a couple of marbles or cards or something...
What do I know?
My home planet is Polynesian in nature! I think.
I like Hawaii regardless. They worship me there.
Everyone should bring their friends and chat with them at:
Chatting with Brak!
Now with instructions. So easy Brak can use it!
Today is Beans and Franks Day!
Cut a bunch of hot dogs up, put 'em in a pot
Throw a bunch of beans in there, all the beans you got
Heat 'em up until they're warm, pour 'em on a plate
Sit in front of a TV set, Eat them! Aren't they great?
Now is when the fun begins rooty tooty too!
Better open the window up! Shooooooooo!
I'm tellin' you buddy! Wheeeeeeew!
Hey........
Bonjourno everybody!
This is a Brak
And it's time for....
LEARNING TO TALK ITALIAN
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO GHOST PLANET?!?!?!?!
Remember! Don't go outside and play!!!!
Space Ghost!...The Ghost with the Most! Has quite the many references on the net!
Take a look! It'll help to keep you inside and out of trouble.
Official Space Ghost Web Site
Cartoon Planet!
Space Ghost: C2C
Space Ghost Sounds
Desch's Sound Page
Ghost Planet Transcript Central
Metallus' Link Page
Now it's time for the....
CARTOON PLANET STORYBOOK
Today's story is called...
Texas Bob
by Herman Smellville
Once upon a time there was a cowboy named Texas Bob.
Texas Bob lived in St. Louis Missouri, where the big arch is.
Texas Bob had lived in St. Louis Missouri all his life.
And in fact, he had never been anywhere but...St. Louis Missouri.
People would stop Texas Bob on the street and say:
"Hey, Texas Bob, how come you're not called St. Louis Bob?"
And Texas Bob would answer:
"Tarnation! There's a snake in my boots!" or...
"Jumping Jehosafat! I just fell on a cactus dagnabit!"
Texas Bob worked in a shoe factory.
He lived with his dog, Texas Ernie.
Everyday there was a new adventure.
It's like that in St. Louis Missouri.
The end.
Brak's Definition of Love
You know love is a happy time. All throughout the universe.
It's when the male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says:
"Hey, do you want to go on a date?"
And then she would say: "Why yes, I'd like to go on a date."
If you're LUCKY!-
And then you go to a restaurant, and she gets something called
A salad.
And then he gets a big piece of beef, that he eats.
And that to me ladies and gentlemen, is LOVE.
Kinda makes you cry, doesn't it?
Brak's Definition of an Idiot
According to the classical Greek definition,
an idiot isn't somebody that's stupid.
It's somebody that sits around and does nothing!
ROSES ARE RED
ROSES ARE BLUE
IT'S TIME FOR POET'S CORNER....
YAHOO!
HEY! A poem. A poem by BRAK!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! And miles to go before I SLEEP!
That's disgusting! Zorak spit copier toner all over the place!
Ewwww! Look! Another page! Get the boss man on the horn!
Why does BRAK!!!!! get ANOTHER page? Everybody loves Brak!
Got a problem? I'm listening.
Visit my bestest buddy Zorak with
Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Why does he have his own homepage?
Zorak:
Why? Because we loathe you....
I'm cute and I don't care who knows it.
All are now welcome to
Le Gallerie De Brak!
In addition, I'd check to see "WHAT" else got changed.
....HAPPY NEW YEAR!....
In the light of the New Lunar Year,
Year of the Ox,
This would be the most adequate time for some
New Years Resolutions!
Brak's New Years Resolutions
Twelve Days of Christmas
Squish, Squish, Squish...What's that?
Could there be something new at The Mail Bag Page?
I guess I'd better take a look!
Do you know what I'm talking about??!!
Ooooooo. I'm hungry!
How about learning about food, by....
Cooking with Brak!
COMING ATTRACTIONS:
What's coming up on Monday?
Zorak:
C'mon kiddies. Keep in touch!
If you're interested in contacting Brak, Space Ghost, or Zorak,
feel free to send some electronic letter things!
If you've got comments on the page itself drop a line
Here are the names of some people, that wrote me letters!
Click here to return to my lovely friend....
@ Tokyo
Brak's Homepage ©
Citizens have crashed here since March 7, 1998.
Behold...the Coveted Red Chili Pepper Award...
This site was winner for the week of November 17 - November 23, 1996
Congratulations to ME!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha.
For the week of July 5 - July 11, 1997
Total TV Online! featured an article on Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
This site was #1!!!! on Brak's Top Ten or Something Websites!
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