ALL HAIL BRAK!
HI! MY NAME IS BRAK!!!!
Somebody left the cake out in the rain!
BRAK!
Hi! My name is Brak! Everyone loves Brak!
I am just so popular, the bosses gave me another page! As well as a hefty raise! Ha ha ha.
Less cartoons and more zaniness! On Cartoon Planet!
ROSES ARE RED
ROSES ARE BLUE
IT'S TIME FOR POET'S CORNER....
YAHOO!
Hey! Onions make me gassy!
I love to eat 'em though.
Today is Onions Day!
Space Ghost:
Growing in the garden....
Zorak:
Like a bomb about to blow....
Space Ghost:
The onion is a vegetable
Zorak:
Onions make me go.
Space Ghost:
Try them on a chili dog!
Zorak:
Fry them with bananas.
Space Ghost:
Eat them in your bed at night.
Zorak:
Wearing your pajamas.
Space Ghost:
I like an onion to be sweet!
Zorak:
I like mine hot and sassy.
Space Ghost:
But sometimes onions make me cry.
Zorak:
They always make me gassy.
Today is Onions Day!
Brak Comments on Alfred Lord Tennyson
Corned beef would be good right now
I just happen to know, don't ask me how...
That Alfred Lord Tennis Shoe ate corned beef and sauerkraut
Morning, noon and night.
That's why his nickname was called Reuben
Reuben Lord Tennis Shoe.
And his buddies would say,
"Hey Reuben, write us another poem, buddy!"
And Reuben would say, "Okay, but let me finish my sandwich first!"
MAiL
BAG
DAY
MAiL
BAG
DAY
Hey everybody, it's
MAiL BAG
DAY
Dear Brak
I'm not a kid, I'm a grandmother that watches your show every day. I think you're great. You make me laugh.
Brak:
Ha ha ha, Oh granny!
I think Zorak and Space Ghost should show you more respect!
Brak:
Hey!!! You boys better start showing me some respect or this granny here is gonna show you what for!
Zorak:
Whaddya mean?
Brak:
I mean she'll knock your stupid head OFF!!!!
Space Ghost:
Bblblblblblblll. Did you hear dat Zorak? Hmmmmm?
Zorak:
Oh yeah, don't let the granny get me Space Ghost.
Hey........
Bonjourno everybody!
This is a Brak
And it's time for....
LEARNING TO TALK ITALIAN
Brak Reminiscences
One morn- one, one, there was one morning I was feeling sad
So I walked into the breakfast nook, and my mom said,
"Brak, don't come in here with that face!"
And I said, "Well mom, what do you want me to do, get a new FACE?!?!?!
And she said, "No, I want you to eat your WAFFLES!"
My mom was usually pretty good to me.
So, umm one day, she bought me a brand new shoe, and she said,
"Brak if you're a good boy, I'll buy you the other shoe."
So you know, maybe someday I'll have a pair of new shoes.
So.... at least I got that going for me.
Now it's time for the....
CARTOON PLANET STORYBOOK
Today's story is called...
Texas Bob's Vacation
by Herman Smellville
Once there was a cowboy named Texas Bob,
Who worked in a shoe factory.
He lived with his dog, Texas Ernie,
In Saint Louis, Missouri, where the big arch is.
One day, Texas Bob decided it was time to take a vacation.
"Let's go to Florida," he said.
Texas Ernie reminded him that there were alligators in Florida.
"How about Yellowstone Park?" Texas Bob suggested.
"No! There are bears there!" Ernie pointed out.
Texas Ernie suggested that they go to New York City, and see the Big Apple.
But Bob said that he had been there once, and a fat lady had made fun of him.
So Texas Bob decided to spend his vacation in Saint Louis, Missouri.
He and Ernie saw a Cardinals game.
And ate a juicy steak.
Then Texas Bob went back to the factory.
The end.
ROSES ARE RED
ROSES ARE BLUE
IT'S TIME FOR POET'S CORNER....
YAHOO!
HEY! And we will sigh in a daisy's eye....
And kiss on a grass green pillow.
HEY! Is that, is that one of them dirty poems?
I think I'm lost! I live up there!
I think I want to go back to BRAK!!!!
Got a problem? I'm listening.
Visit my bestest buddy Zorak with
Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Why does he have his own homepage?
Zorak:
Why? Because we loathe you....
Got MORE problems? I'm STILL listening.
Another page of joy? Zorak?.
How do you do it?
....SEASONS GREETINGS!....
Brak's New Years Resolutions
Twelve Days of Christmas
Zorak:
C'mon kiddies. Keep in touch!
If you're interested in contacting Brak, Space Ghost, or Zorak,
feel free to send some electronic letter things!
If you've got comments on the page itself drop a line
Here are the names of some people, that wrote me letters!
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Behold...the Coveted Red Chili Pepper Award...
This site was winner for the week of November 17 - November 23, 1996
Congratulations to ME!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha.
For the week of July 5 - July 11, 1997
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