COOKING WITH BRAK!


BRAK

HELLO.....
TODAY WE WILL BE COOKING
ONE OF MY FAVORITE DISHES:


Hey people!!!!!!!
Plug in the blender, break out the can opener and pre-heat your oven!
(and if you're smart, you'll get your stomach pump too...)
Because now it's time for....

Cooking
with
BRAK!
COOKING with BRAK!

BRAK TALKS
ABOUT COFFEE
BRAK

I don't like coffee.
It makes me jittery
Here's an impression of me on coffee
I just had some coffee
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Hey! hey hey hey hey
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
I don't know what you doing because I've had too much coffee
I don't know!
Don't drink too much coffee kids.


Zorak drinking coffee

Space Ghost: Here's "LIE-ma", Peru.
The "LIE-ma" bean capital of the universe.
Zorak: It's "LEE-ma."
Space Ghost: What is?
Zorak: It's "LEE-ma," Peru! Not "LIE-ma," Peru
Space Ghost: Oh yeah? Then why is it the "LEE-ma" bean capital of the universe.
Zorak: It isn't the "LEE-ma"...
Keh rrr, "LIE-ma" bean capital of anything!
They don't even grow "LIE-ma" beans there!
There probably aren't thirty "LIE-ma" beans in the entire country!
Space Ghost: If that's true, and believe you me, I'll check on this,
If that's true, then somebody's got a big fat pile of explaining to do.
Brak: They have llamas there.
Space Ghost: Fernando Lamas?
Brak: No! The other one!
The hairy ani-aminal.
Space Ghost: Lorenzo Lamas?
Brak: Nooooo! The long necked, long eared, four legged naminal!!!!
Space Ghost: You mean...."LEE-mas"
Zorak: You two....are soooooo STUPID!
Space Ghost: Isn't someone awfully huffy today!
Zorak: I stopped drinking coffee.
Space Ghost: Uh oh.
Zorak: My entire biosystem is in utter turmoil!
There's an all out war raging inside this crusty shell
And I'm losing!
Brak: I used to drink c-coffee.
Host host ho host le ma bleh bleh bleh
I der wer bll
Hello momma!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO!
HEY!
It made me jittery.
Space Ghost: How much were you drinking?
Brak: Ooooooo. About 20 or 40 gallons a day.
Space Ghost: Hey Zorak, maybe you should try drinking some of that new coffee substitute...
he hm. It's made...he hm...
from "LEE-ma" BEANS!
Zorak: (blink blink)
Brak: Ah hah hah ha ha ha ha. Oh boy!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Wow..... What's so funny?
Zorak: Looks like I picked a bad day to stop drinking coffee.


Zorak: I scream!
Brak: You scream!
Zorak: , Brak: We all scream!
Space Ghost: For Lima Beans!
Zorak: Lima Beans?
Ech!
Space Ghost: It makes for a dandy casserole.
Zorak: Ech!



What? You want another helping?
Ha ha man! Open up ALL THE WINDOWS!
Okay then, let's cook something else!
COOKING with BRAK!



I think I'm lost! I live up there! I think I want to go back to BRAK!!!!

Zorak drinking coffee
That's disgusting! Zorak spit copier toner all over the place! Ewwww! Look! Another page! Get the boss man on the horn! Why does BRAK!!!!! get ANOTHER page? Everybody loves Brak!

Got a problem? I'm listening. Visit my bestest buddy Zorak with Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Why does he have his own homepage?
Zorak: Why? Because we loathe you....

Got MORE problems? I'm STILL listening.
Another page of joy? Zorak?.

How do you do it?


Zorak: C'mon kiddies. Keep in touch!
If you're interested in contacting Brak, Space Ghost, or Zorak,
feel free to send some electronic letter things!
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