The Ranma 1/2 fanfic drinking game!
by: Ratbat 


OK, Ratbat back again, with a bit more strangeness. Now, I don't know if 
there's a 'real' RANMA 1/2 drinking game out there anywhere, but this occurred 
to me one night after a particularly large session of downloading.

Now...

Recycadelic Cacti Productions presents...

THE RANMA 1/2 FANFIC DRINKING GAME

(Beverage can be anything you like, Coke, lemonade, beer...maybe not Pepsi (I 
have a firm standing in the Cola Wars). :)  )

STORY EVENTS
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Take one sip for any of the following...

Mousse messes up Shampoo's spices. (2 sips if he does it on purpose.)
A gratuitious Lum cameo. (2 sips if Ataru turns up as well.)
Names 'Westernised' (ie, Nabiki Tendo instead of Tendo Nabiki).
Ryouga gets lost and doesn't join the story until it's about two-thirds over.
The story has 'commerical breaks'.
Ryouga ends up with Ukyou.
Ranma ends up in Low Earth Orbit after remarking on Akane's cooking.
Ryouga gets a nosebleed.
Ukyou realises she might be alone forever.


The following score two sips...

Anyone's children turn up (with the obvious exceptions of Nodoka, Genma, Tendo 
or Principal Kunou).
Ranma loses his curse. (3 sips if this means she's stuck as a girl.)
Ryouga appears to be far more together than we've ever seen him before.
Ranma-kun and Ranma-chan are split apart.
The nan-ban mirror is used.
Nabiki realises how alone she is.
Ryouga gets a new love interest (as in, not one of the regulars).
Nodoka visits the dojo (and Ranma ends up coming out to her).
It's a parallel-worlds fanfic.
Nabiki ends up with Kunou.
A gratuitious Godai cameo. (3 sips if he doesn't walk into a lamp-post.)
Tendo's different types of cry are itemised. (EG, #513: My Future Son-in-Law Is 

Pregnant.)
Kunou does his Blue Thunder(tm) speech, complete with lightning, in his first 
scene.
John Biles.


Three sips for the following...

One of the (usually) uncursed regulars gets a new curse.
We see out the whole story without a 'Ranma no baka'.
A trip to Jusenkyou.
Ranma or Akane become pregnant.
Ukyou is shown as actually having something to do with her life.
Gosunkugi does some magic that works.
The girl who originally fell into Nyannichuan is brought up.
Nabiki ends up with someone *besides* Kunou.


And for these, FINISH YOUR DRINK!

Kunou finally works it out.
Ryouga gets lost on less than half the trips he makes that story.
Tsubasa, Mousse, Ryouga, Kunou or Konatsu finally Get Over It.
Someone is actually teaching classes in the dojo.
Konatsu gets someone.


STORY TYPES
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A lemon: 1 sip.
A darkfic: 2 sips.
Wraps-up-all-the-loose-threads-from-the-original: 2 sips.
Set-some-time-after-the-original: 2 sips (3 sips for RANMA 2096 or DAIGAKUSEI 
NO RANMA)
A 'transplant' fic (ie, other characters in the RANMA setting, or 
vice-versa...not really a crossover per se): 2 sips.
A crossover: 2 sips.
Person-in-their-own-story: 1 sip.


SPECIAL ADDITIONAL RULES
------------------------


LEMONS

1 sip for every encounter after the first.
An additional sip if any of these aren't Ranma and Akane.
Two sips if you think this match-up hasn't been done before.
A self-gratification scene: 2 sips (3 if it isn't Ryouga, Nabiki, Ukyou or 
Shampoo).
2 sips if an encounter gets walked in on. (But only one if it's Kasumi saying 
'Oh, my.')
Two boys or two girls in a Lemon Scene: 2 sips. (Use your own discretion for 
Ranma.)
You can't work out why on Earth they ended up Doing It: 1 sip.
Words or phrases 'throbbing', 'manhood', 'her sex', 'heat', 'ecstasy', 
'thrust', 'sweet', 'member', 'exploded', 'brink', 'within her': 1 sip per 
occurence.
There's actually a proper plot involved: Finish your drink.
Any of the adults (parents, Happousai, Cologne, etc) get any: Finish your 
drink, but it'd want to be something fairly bloody strong.


DARKFICS

Ryouga rapes someone: 1 sip. (2 sips if there isn't a resultant child.)
Ranma kills someone: 1 sip.
Ukyou ends up in an asylum or mental hospital: 2 sips.
Akane commits suicide: 1 sip.
Ryouga explodes: 2 sips. (Hey, it's happened a couple of times.)
Tendo gets all sick and pathetic: 3 sips.
Akane or Ranma are dead before the story opens: 2 sips.
Cologne or Happousai are killed: 2 sips.


CROSSOVERS

2 sips if it's with another anime. (One if it's URUSEI YATSURA, though.)
3 sips if it's a crossover with a non-anime.
1 sip if it's a crossover mix you haven't seen before.
2 sips if it's a crossover mix you didn't think could be *done*.
2 sips for amazing lingual powers. (EG, People being able to speak near-perfect 

Japanese or English or whatever when in their home series they don't seem to 
have been able to.)
2 sips if the language barrier is ignored altogether.
1 sip if it takes place in Nerima.
2 sips for the other series 'home turf'.
3 sips for a decent amount of both.



There! That's it for now! Course, I'll welcome any corrections, additions, 
criticisms, comments, whatever! I'm to be found on 
u962986@student.canberra.edu.au or there's my homepage: 
http://www.oocities.com/Hollywood/1778 ...where you can read my NARRABUNDAH 
1/2 fanfics, among other things.

Ja ne!

Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma

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