Lina : Nah.. no thanks. I’m not hungry


Gourry : I’m sorry guys, I can’t come with you today. NASA and Mensa just begged me to straighten up their budget.


Amelia : The Hell do I care with the code of justice!!


Zelgadiss : Where’s my dearest great-grandfather, Rezo? I’d like to thank him for giving me this whole new look! It rocks, man!


Firia : Oh, Xelloss? That distinguishing, elegant, nice, kind, well mannered, cultured, pleasant, charming, irresistible, considerate, modest, demure, Mazoku?


Sylpheil : Iie Lina,.. you can have Gourry… I'll take Zelgadiss, any time!!


Naga : Ho…ho…ho…..ho…Merry Christmas!!


Valgarv: Doctor, I would like this freaky arm to go. And take the horn off. And while you’re at it, take the wings off too!!


Zelgadiss : Xelloss, my good old friend! It’s been a long time! Come and have coffee with me!


Lina : Gourry, you’re right……I am flat chested.


Gourry : Dragu Slave!!!!


Amelia : Hey, Zel!! Get your #$^#@ ass over here!! NOW!!!


Lina : Gourry…. You’re such a genius!!


Zelgadiss : Let’s have a sleepover party! Boys only!
Xelloss : Yay! I’ll bring my teddy!
Gourry : Can I bring my blankie?
Rezo : I wanna do my nails!
Valgarv : Let’s have a makeover!
Gaav : I want to play Truth or Dare!!
L.O.N : I’m too young for a sleepover……


Firia : I’ve decided to convert into a Mazoku


Xelloss : Lookin’ hot, Zel baby!! Swing by my place tonight!


Lina : I’ve decided to audition for the spot of Geri in the Spice Girls.. Hey.. I have red hair, do I not?


Gourry : Moon Crystal Power!! Make up!!


Zelgadiss : Lina!! How many times do I have to tell you. The pink does not go with the green! Girl, next time consult with me first before wearing *that*.


Amelia : Oh, please.. I have better things to do than fight for damn justice!


Marchina : I’m sorry, Zangulus.. I wanna divorce
Zangulus : What?!
Marchina : I’m eloping with Lina.
Zangulus : WHAT?!!!!


Lina : Umm….Xelloss? Can you repeat the chants for Dragu Slave? I seemed to have forgotten about them. Again.


Zelgadiss : Eww……that’s so gross…


Gourry : Why doesn’t my Hikari no Ken work?
Lina : Gourry, it says batteries not included!


Firia : Um..Xelloss? What’s that tail doing at your rear?
Xelloss : Oh.. it just pops out whenever I get mad, that’s all…


Gaav : Good morning, I'm Gaav and I’ll be your ballet instructor for today,


Lina : Wai! Wai!! Look at the hot looking men here!!!
Marchina : Hmm? What hot looking men?


Amelia : Zel, how many times do I have to tell you…you’re just not my type!! Xelloss is!!


Zelgadiss : I think I’ll take a break from finding my cure and open up a lingerie shop to meet some hot chicks!! Phowaar!!


Naga : I think I’ll cover up more.. It’s so indecent to go out wearing this,


Zelgadiss : Whaddya mean the shirt clashes with the pants!!!


Gourry : Ha…ha… Zel, I beat you chess, again.. pay up!


Zelgadiss : *chomp* So many food, *chomp* so little time! *gobble*


Lina : Arrrgh!!! A zit!! A Zit!!! A nasty horrible zit!!! I need OXY!!!


Amelia : Yes, me and Zel are related. He’s my brother. See the hair similarity?


Firia : Zel!! Hentai!!! Put down my skirt at once!!!


Amelia : I don’t have time to listen to all those justice speech you wrote, Zel…


Zelgadiss : And then he said, “I can’t because the cow just jumped over the moon”.. ha..ha..ha.. Get it? The cow.. ha..ha..ha..!!!
Lina, Gourry, & Amelia : ………………………………


Gourry : Lina, where were you?
Lina : Er.. I was out with Valga-.. I mean.. I was out with Firia.. heh..heh..heh…


Firia : Awwww... Look.. it’s little Valgarv in an egg... Let’s smash it!!! Muahahahahahahahaha!!! (imitating a Naga laugh)


Amelia : Lina!! Get the $^%&@#$ hell over here!! Kill Zel for me!! I'm fed up of him constantly bugging me!!


Firia : Because I’m a modern woman, I’ve decided not to bring my mace with me anymore.. I shall bring my Power Saw instead,


Sylphiel : Die Gourry! Die!!! Muahahahahahahahaha!!! Die!! (holding up a butcher's knife)


Marchina : Who cares if that guy’s cute! It’s the inside that counts!


Lina : You poor, poor, bandits.. never mind... Since I'm such a forgiving soul, I'll let you go without me taking one single cent!


Xelloss : Guess what?! I've just became Mrs. Greywords!!!


Firia : Zelgadiss?
Zelgadiss : Shh!!...
Firia : Um.. Gourry?
Gourry : Shush! I'll miss the best part!
Firia : Amelia?
Amelia : Later, Firia!
Firia : Lina?
Lina : Firia, please. We're trying to see what's going to happen to Dipsy! Teletubbies doesn't comes everyday you know!