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Dear Frog Guru,
2-7-98
how do I stop ny husband from snoring? I just can't sleep?
Drowsey
Dear Drowsey, ....I understand this problem...The best thing to do is wait til he opens his mouth snoring then quickly shove a lilypad or pillow in his mouth....or do what We frogs do....put him under water.
Hey Guru....What do you frogs do in the winter when it is cold?..........Herman
Well Herman.....what do You People do when it is cold? we jump in our warm waterbeds and play leap-frog!
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998 18:27:06 -0800 FRoggy Gururuuuuuu how does one frog turn another frog on??? The Old One aka Perry aka Emalf
Well judging by your name
Old One I can understand why you ask this....been a long time huh? Well
babe it is all in the Croak!!!
Date: Sat 21 Feb 1998 Dear Guru, When I was pregnant I always thought that my child would come out of me with the toung long like a frog... I was safe with the first 2... The thing I do not get it that my 3rd child came out WITH A LIZZARD toung! NO JOKE! I was FREAKING out! How did that happen??????? Frog-Lizzard-Confused
You must understand that there are freaks of nature...but iin this case I think you should ask yourself this question..My opinion is..and I wouldnt tell a soul..... there was a lizard in the froggy pond somewhere!! or...... The father of this "thing" spoke with forked tounge.
Date: Fri.March 14th, 1998 I need help! You see Im a frogleg addict! Cant stop with those great tasting legs! Crunchy and sweet, hey tastes like chicken. Yeah I feel sad when I have to kill those poor frogs and chop off their legs... but hey they taste good! Is there a cure for my problem mr.gurufrog?
I commend you in your excellent taste, and I have to agree we have the sweetest tasting legs around,I sample a few myself once in a while. However...you ask for a cure? Well reread your question...you answered it yourself.IF we taste like chicken and IF you feel sad about killing our family members..then why the hell not dye a chicken green,(you'll get more meat),and leave our relatives alone! If you don't like this answer try BITING ME!
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