1)
Lester: Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser, and
they're right. I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is,
but I know I didn't always feel this...sedated. But you know what? It's
never too late ot get it back.:
2)
Jane: Could he be any more...pathetic?
Angela: I think he's sweet, and I think he and your mother have not
had sex in a long time.:
3)
Lester: Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high
point of my day. It's all downhill from here.:
4)
So Janie, how was school?" "It was okay." "Just okay?"
"No, Dad, it was spectacular." :
5)"You're
right. I suck dick for money." "Boy! Don't start!" "Two
thousand dollars, I'm that good." "Get out!" "And
you should see me fuck! I'm the best piece of ass in three states!" "Dammit,
get out! I don't ever wanna see you again!" "What a sad old man
you are."
"Get out, get out...":
6)
"Would you like Smiley Sauce with that?" "Lester, just stop
it!"
"No, no. You. Don't get to tell me what to do. Ever. Again."
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