<BGSOUND src="//www.oocities.org/abi_lene/">
Blame it all on my mouse;
I can't leave my house,
and it ruined my day at the beach.

I'm the first one online;
I keep killing time,
and I want to see who I can reach.

Chorus:

I've got friends in Cyber Places,
where CheetaChat rules and Yahoo chases, my blues away - I'll be OK.

I'm not much at Yahoo graces, but it's so much fun making smiley faces.

Oh, I've got friends in Cyber Places.

Repeat chorus.
This song was written by Charleygirl53 and is sung to the tune "I've Got Friends In Low Places." She sang it at the chat meet in Myrtle Beach, S.C.