"I really believe in the Freudian idea that every man wants a woman who's like his mother. And she's [January Jones] like my mom."

"I plan to drink one of these [Dude, Where's My Car? beer bottles] for every dollar the movie makes!"

"I finally have a car that isn't from the '80s"

"I never feel like I'm working - ever"
on That '70s Show

"I'm happy wherever I go, whatever I do. I'm happy in Iowa, I'm happy here in California."

"I'll probably never be the best actor in Hollywood, but I hope to be the hardest working."

"My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures."

When asked "How can someone find a hot valentine like you?" he anwsered... "Just, I don't know, just be out and about and somebody will find you. You have to be witty too. You have to be smart and funny!"

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both."

"I want to be like Tom Cruise from The Outsiders and go on and do amazing movies for a long time."

"I figured if the show won, I wouldn't get a chance to speak onstage, and all I wanted to say was 'I love you mom.'"
On why he wore a T-shirt that said "I LOVE YOU MOM" to the TV Guide Awards. The show was up for best new show, but unfortunately did not win.

"Sure, it's appropriate for teens. Drugs, violence, sex, that's really life. It was funny as sh*t."
On the movie GO

"The best advice that anyone has ever given me came from my dad; 'Do it right the first time or don't do it at all.'"

"I don't believe that old cliche that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can't sit still."

"I didn't even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn't fit that bill."

"I'm from Iowa, we don't know what cool is!"