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- Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking
straight out of a can.
Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after
February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
- Southern girls know the three types of school:
Ballroom,
Ballet,
Charm.
- Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin.
A
winning smile.
That unforgettable, Southern drawl.
- Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes,
sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"
- Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all
come back now, you heah?"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when
you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."
"Well, I'll
swawnee"
- Southern girls don't sweat....they glisten.
- Southern girls know their summer weather
report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
- Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.
- Southern girls know their three
R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest
- Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The Beach
The
Beach
The Beach
- Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer
tans
Wide brimmed hats
Strapless sun dresses
- Southern girls know everybody's first
name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah
- Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Gone
With the Wind
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel
Magnolias
- Southern girls know their
religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
- Southern girls know the seasons:
Recruiting
Spring
Training
Practice
Football
Needlework
- Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye
gravy
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth watering, homemade buttered
biscuits
- Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern
charm:
Memphis
Richmond
Charleston
Savannah
Birmingham
N'awlins'
- Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in
uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Rhett Butler, of course.
- Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.
- Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The
Country Club
The Beauty Salon
- Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ....
Slowly lower your
eyelashes.
Listen carefully to everything he says.
Speak r-e-a-l
slow.
- Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad
manners
Bad blind dates
- Southern girls know men may come and go,
but best friends are
fo'evah!
- Now you run along, Sugah, and tell other
Girls
Raised
In
The
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