Tyzilla's Kenny Page

Tyzilla's Kenny Page

QUOTES FROM KENNY


"Mph rmph rm!"

"Mrmnph phh mphph?"

"Mphph rmph rm rmph!"

THE MANY DEATHS OF KENNY


IN CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE




First the visitor spaceship hits Kenny with a ray, sending him flying into the street. Then a herd of cows trapple him. Next Kenny is run over by a police car and is finially dead.


IN VOLVANO


First Kenny is hit by a lava ball from the volcano.He comes out from it alright but his arm is on fire, and the lava ball rolls back over him. Finailly Kenny dies from a bullet misfired from Ned's gun.


IN WEIGHT GAIN 4000


Mr. Garrison aims for Kathy Lee, but hits kenny with the bullet instead. (I wonder if Mr. hat would have better aim?) Kenny flys in the air from the bullet, landing on the top of a flag pole where he slides slowy to his death.


IN BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY BOAT RIDE


Kenny learns the joy of sports. First his arms are ripped off by the two players on the other football team. Then his head is ripped off during a tackle and he is finially dead.


IN AN ELEPHANT MAKES LOVE TO A PIG


As mutant Stan is going on a rampage in Stan's house, he accidently throws Kenny into the microwave. Somehow the microwave starts, cooking Kenny to a broil. He lands on the carpet where he once again becomes a rat feast


IN DEATH


I thought this death was the most disapointing. Death merely touches Kenny, knocking him over. Kenny's body remains, but his spirt is show leaving with Death.

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