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Hi there. Welcome to our Page of Feline Related Jokes.
If you recognize one of these as your very own creation, let us know and we'll give credit where credit is due.
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And here are the jokes. We hope you enjoy them
Don't forget to check back often and scroll down to the archives.
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A kitten's prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed is soft and deep..
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can hardly move!
I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and "I want food!"
I sneak up slowly to begin
My nibbles on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth- And my claws I will unsheathe
For the morning here
And it's time to play
Always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I see.
The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed at night!
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ARCHIVES
Does Your Cat Own You? September 6th, 2000.
Owners Guide for Cats. April 9th, 2000.
Cat Definations. March 26th, 2000.
Have You Ever Suspected Your Cat May Be From Another Planet?February 13th, 2000.
Wrapping Presents With A Cat. December 22nd, 1999.
You Know You're A Cat Person When .... December 11th, 1999.
Training Your Humans. November 21st, 1999.
Cat Physics. November 7th, 1999.
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