Cat Definitions~~~

1. Aquarium: interactive television for cats.
2. Cat:
   1. a lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.
   2. a four footed allergen.
   3. a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
   4. a small, furry lap fungus.
   5. a treat-seeking missile.
   6. a wildlife control expert impersonator.
   7. one who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes.
   8. a hair relocation expert.
   9. an unprogrammable animal.
3. Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.
4. Catatonic: a feline medicinal drink.
5. Caterpillar: a soft scratching post for a cat.
6. Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.
7. Dog: a cat's device for running practice.
8. Door: something a cat always wants to be on the other side of.