Kramer

Chronicles of
Dr. Van Nostrand

The Assman lives! Cosmo Kramer is Jerry's sidekick from across the hall. He enjoys slicing meat, modeling underwear for Calvin Klein, and suing companies. His main quest in life is to free the Pigman.

Cosmo's Ideas

  • make apartment into levels
  • coffee table book about coffee tables
  • make-your-own-pizza shop
  • The Bro (a bra for men)
  • Putting ketchup and mustard in the same bottle
  • making gravel in a blender
  • reverse his peephole

Cosmo Fashions

In one episode, Kramer wore pants so tight he couldn't get them off. He won't switch from briefs to boxers because "my boys need a house."

Cosmo

Kramer shown at his karate practice

Kramer tried to sue Java World after spilling a hot cafe latte on himself. He fought for his $100 prize when a bank teller greeted him with "Hey" instead of "Hello."

Kramer's favs

  • Jr. mints

  • The shower
  • butter as aftershave
  • Kramerica Corp.
  • Hoarding his blood in Jerry's refrigerator
  • Little Jerry Seinfeld, his own cockfighter

Kramer once converted his apartment into the Merv Griffen Show. Many Jerry Springer moments arose among the gang as Newman looked on.

Kramer was on strike for 10 years at H&H Bagel. His perserverence paid off when he finally received $5.35 an hour.

FYI-Kramer got his GED.