The Assman lives! Cosmo Kramer is Jerry's sidekick from across the hall. He enjoys slicing meat, modeling underwear for Calvin Klein, and suing companies. His main quest in life is to free the Pigman.
In one episode, Kramer wore pants so tight he couldn't get them off. He won't switch from briefs to boxers because "my boys need a house."
Kramer shown at his karate practice
Kramer tried to sue Java World after spilling a hot cafe latte on himself. He fought for his $100 prize when a bank teller greeted him with "Hey" instead of "Hello."
Kramer once converted his apartment into the Merv Griffen Show. Many Jerry Springer moments arose among the gang as Newman looked on.
Kramer was on strike for 10 years at H&H Bagel. His perserverence paid off when he finally received $5.35 an hour.
FYI-Kramer got his GED.