Gov/Laws/Politics
also known as: Ignorance and Stupidity, continued.
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Stop Repeat Offenders- Don't re-elect them!
The Trouble with political jokes is how often they get elected.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. --Voltaire
A politician is someone who will lay down your life for his country.
France has always been there when they needed us.
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the
lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
Democrats make better lovers; who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?
Everyone wants to live at the expense of the State. They forget that the State lives at the expense of everyone. --Frederic Bastiat
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to takeaway everything you have. --President Gerald Ford
Useless laws weaken the necessary ones
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. --Lily Tomlin
Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA
To commit the perfect crime, you don't have to be intelligent, just in charge of the investigation that follows.
Fight crime, shoot back.
My wang is so big it's fallen victim to a military coup. It's now known
as the Democratic Republic of My Wang. --CrystalFox
The whole Greenville thing in Japan, the execution threat for Russian spy in the CIA, the mid-air collision with China...I think Bush is systematically trying to get the entirety of Asia mad at him. --Scarab
Nothing Political is correct? Then lets get politically INcorrect and say fuck the system! --Nova_Strike
The Bushes suck! They suck hairy cock like a good Bush should! --Lindsey Stansbury
Bureaucrats do not change the course of the ship of state. They merely adjust the compass.
If handguns are made illegal, only criminals can accidentally shoot their children.
If presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
A leader is nothing if no one will follow him. -- J. Mike Reed Jr.
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. --Benjamin Disraeli
The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans. -- President Bill Clinton
In the past we have tried too hard to prevent the making of mistakes. --Dan Quale
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. -- Plato
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers. --Thomas Pynchon
In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments--there are consequences.
No matter who you vote for, the government still gets elected.
Be Patriotic- Question Authority.
Keep your laws off my body.
Empty the prison, make room for congress.
No one is free when others are oppressed.
It will be a great day when our school get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
I love my country, but fear my government.
The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse. --Edmund Burke
The government is best which governs least. --Thomas Jefferson
The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be in power if they were the not the wrong sort of people. --Jon Wynne-Tyson
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. --Lord Acton
I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them. -Alfred Hitchcock
My political party is chaotic neutral.
Women should be running for office- not coffee.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. -Alohonse de Lamartine, Poet
If the law don't protect me, then it don't apply to me neither.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism the reverse is true. -John Kenneth Galbraith
Democracy's the worst form of government except for all the others. -Winston Churchill
Suppose you're an idiot, and suppose you're a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
The differance between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind.
It seems that in order to become president today, you have to make a pact with any number of devils, so Lex Luthor might be just the guy we've been looking for all along.
--Bruce Campbell
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. --Herbert Hoover
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories. --Arthur C. Clark
The Gettysburg address has 226 words, the Ten Commandments has 296 words, The US department of agriculture's order setting the price of cabbage has 15,269 words. Think about it.
I know not with what World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be faught with sticks and stones. --Albert Einstien
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. --P.J. O'Rourke
A total of 69 people have geen released form death row since 1973 after evidence of their innocence emerged.
It's easier to complain than rule.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
The very powerful and very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality.
Forget impeachment... Get the rope.
All extemists should be taken out and shot.
Join the Army! Travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet excititing, unusual people, and kill them.
You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps.
In atomic war, all men will be creamated equal.
The world looks as though it has been it the custody of trolls. -Father Robert F. Capon
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
The worst part of winning a rat race is not that you win, it's that you are still a rat.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. --Ashleigh Brilliant
Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security, will have, nor do they deserve either one.
Without order, nothing can exist; without chaos, nothing can evlove.
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. --John F. Kennedy
Conquest is easy, Control is not. --James T. Kirk
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. --John G. Riefenbaker
The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, anainst his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficent warrant. --John Stuart Mill
If you are not an idealist by the time you are twenty you have no heart, but if you are still an idealist by the time you are thirty, you have no head. --Randolph Bourne
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- How passionately I hate them! --Albert Einstein
People who know little are ususally great talkers, while men who know much say little --Jean Jacques Rousseau
The quickest way to end a war is to losse it. --George Orwell
A man may die, nations may rise an fall, but an idea lives on. --John F. Kennedy
An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world go blind --Mahatma Gandhi
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying all the wrong remidies. --Groucho Marx
Society prepares the crime, the criminal commits it. --Buckle
Anarchy is better than no government at all!
Mankind has corrupted every institution into which it has entered.
The Church and the Government are two prime examples
--J. Mike Reed Jr.
Government logic-- Why get one when you can get two for twice the money?
It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a differant oppinion. --W.R. Inge
Murder is a crime.
Describing murder is not.
Sex is not a crime.
Describing sex is.
-- Greshon Legman
It is not wise to violate the rules until you know how to observe them.
--T.S. Eliot
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat
--Lily Tomlin
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathmatics and philosophy. --John Adams
Control of the dissemination of information (or missinformation) is one of the principal sources of political power. Political power is what the the discussion of the Internet is really about, not home made bombs and pornography.
-- Michael Goldsby, November '95
God giveth, and the governmet taketh away.
IRS-- We've got what it takes, to take what you've got!
When the legislative and executive powers are united in the same person, or in the same body of magistrates,
there can be no liberty. --Montesquieu
Vote Republican: It's easier than thinking...
Any man who is not something of a socialist before he is forty has no heart.
Any man who is still a socialist after forty has no head.
--Wendell L. Willkie
Anarchy is against the law
Canadian - An unarmed American with healthcare
War is politics carried out by guns and bullets. --Clausewitz
Democracy can survive anything but democrats
Attempted suicide should be a capital offense.
Everybody is a law abiding citizen until the gun goes off.
Courtesy of the Department of Redudacy Department
Guns don't kill people, it's those little holes.
Guns don't kill, ex-wives do!
Gun control - Criminals and police vs. the unarmed
Hurry up and do it before it gets legislated!
I favor capital punishment, but only for consenting adults
If guns are outlawed, what do we use to kill liberals?
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Nothing political is correct!
Of course the US Constitution isn't perfect; but it's a lot better than what we have now.
-- Eric Sheppard
99% of lawyers make the rest look bad.
Take a bite out of crime - shoot the bastard!
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
You can't blame me, you didn't see me do it!
Many that live deserve death. And some that die, deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the wise cannot see all ends.
--Gandalf the Grey, J.R.R. Tolkien
Man is by nature a political animal. --Aristotle
In America anyone can become President. That's just one of the risks you take. --Adlai Stevenson
Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How is that again? I missed something.
--Robert Anson Haeinlein
I remain just one thing, and only one thing--and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician. --Charlie Chaplin
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