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But Master Sporker, what is a spork exactly? Ah! I am glad you asked! Simply put, a spork is a certain kind of combination of a fork and a spoon commonly having 3-4 prongs. |
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Here are some examples of true sporks... |
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 Your standard 4-pronged plastic spork. |
 Your standard 3-pronged plastic spork. |
 The mighty Pikaspork! |
 A beautiful metal spork! |
 A very elegant metal spork! |
 A sturdy metal spork for the serious Sporkitsu student. |
 Twin yellow Tupperwear sporks. |
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 Almost, but it lacks the curvature of the "spoon" part. |
 Is this a spork? Look closely. It's a Wendy's spoon disguised as a spork. Beware! |
 This is a distant cousin of the spork, the grapefruit spoon. |
 This is NOT a spork. It is a bacon fork, an enemy of Sporkitsu. |
 This must be an ancestor of the modern spork. "The Missing Link" mayhaps? |
 It's lovely, but this is a noodle server thingie, not a spork. |
 No! This abomination is not the way spoons and forks are meant to be merged! |
 What the heck is this thing! |
 NO NO NO! I will NEVER acknowledge this as being a spork! Never! Never! My students, I command thee to destroy it on sight! |
 Ewwwwwwwww! This is a Canadian Spam-like product. It dishonors the mighty spork by using its name! DIE! |
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Do you have an unusual spork that you'd like to show off? Do you have a utensil and you're not sure if it's a spork or not? Or perhaps you've seen a spork wannabe? Send us a scan! We will post it here. May the spork be with you! --Master Sporker Sporkitsu and Master Sporker © 1997 by Roseangelo and Venus |